Tuesday, 25 June 2013

The Italian Hallion

Karima El Mahroug AKA Ruby the heart stealer doing her sexy dance. I likey.

Silvio Berlusconi the former Prime Minister of Italy has been sentenced to 7 years in prison and banned from public office because he was found guilty of having sex with an underage prostitute (she was 17) and using his leverage to get theft charges dropped for her during a separate incident.

Italians are a proud and noble people with strict rules for honor: Alls fair in love and war, he who fights and runs away lives to fuck yer Ma another day, keep incest in the family, don't fuck a prostitute who is under 18 years of age and never get caught fucking an underage prostitute. Pretty basic and a more simpler in tune with nature way of living. 

  If it itches tell the bitches!

Don't worry folks, Mr Berlusconi will probably never serve any time in jail due to the apathetic legal system and lenient sentencing for over 70 year-olds and hes a fiery 76 year-old.  

Old Knudsen doesn't know what weemen see in him .... oh thats right, he has to pay for it. Old Knudsen has never paid for sex. He pays hookers their price as an act of helping someone reduced to selling their body for a living, the sex is merely a byproduct.  
What will Silvio do to fill in his days besides fucking all round him and singing like a drunken pub singer?
Well since hes barred from Italian politics I've heard that a Northern Ireland party may be interested in him, they share similar ideas about power and money but would rather have a cup of tea than sexual intercourse ..... well with a woman anyway. 
Also Berlusconi has been persecuted by the law for illegal shit hes done which obliviously isn't fair, though having a criminal record is a requirement in Norn Iron politics. He likes his secret organizations and allegedly has ties with the Italian version of the UVF known as the Mafia.  He may be Catholic but hey, no one is perfect. 


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