Tuesday 11 June 2013

Putin On The Ritz

Hes one of the world's most powerful men, now Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are getting a divorce. Vlady may need a shoulder to cry on so get in there fast. 

Will 60 year-old have an after mid life crisis and get a hot young thing like Russian spy Anna Chapman to match his shiny red Raptor drone? 

Bill and Hilary should have divorced years ago but I guess they didn't have the balls. Putin doesn't have to worry about the perception the people have about him in order to stay in power. The only way Putin loses votes is if he drops them doon the back of the sofa.

Well if Russian gets more involved with the war in Syria and threatens to nuke some cunt then you can tell that Lyudmila is giving him hassle over the custody of their pet lab.