Sunday, 30 June 2013

Fast Zombies

If yer bored rent out my zombie movie '28 wanks later' about a zombie who is a serial wanker and spreads the zombie virus with money shots.
Fast zombies freak me out, I need a walker with a slow hand, I need a biter with an easy touch, I need a zombie who will take some time not eating brains in a heated rush. 

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