Thursday, 11 April 2013

I'm Locking And Popping

Ya know whats not very professional? Yer telling a member of the public to calm doon and behave then suddenly one of yer colleagues jumps in between you and starts busting a move.

I have started a petition to have Dave the body popping peeler fired. My petition to have Jim the masturbating ice-cream man beheaded just needs 3 more names before it's discussed by parliament. Until then I'd advise you not to buy the soft serve.