Friday, 4 January 2013

Tactical Knife Is Shite

The Microtech Jagdkommando is a unique knife that has been milled from a solid piece of stainless steel ... There are many good reasons why you don't mess with knife design, who wants a knife that can kill but can't skin yer enemies so you can wear their skin as a trophy?  I mean who doesn't like to do this?
Ronald Reagan died 6 years before you knew about it. Old Knudsen wore his skin and lived his life. Nancy excused the strange accent as a part of his dementia, she was getting her hole 3 -8 times a day and loved it.
Ronald looked like a Shar-Pei before he died, a few extra wrinkles went unnoticed.

In theory using this knife should be easier to stab and twist in yer victim/enemy but will it rip their insides less? Old Knudsen would have to test it out a few times.

The reason I highlighted this weapon is because it's ridiculous. You'd spend $2,000 on a knife for posers?
Has the art of killing become designed by nerds who watch too many high octane movies?  

Then I'd totally defeat the evil dark dragon lord ..... in an eating competition. Look how she blends into the walls of her trailer home.

Don't fix what isn't broken. A good blade you can use in any situation rather than carrying a knife that can kill but can't cut butter.

Oh and the case of the Jagdkommando ..... looks like the casing of a rubber flashlight. Away an fuck!