Friday, 25 January 2013

Bringing Sexy Back To Combat

So yer sitting in a muddy ditch for 3 days, mosquitoes biting at you but you can't move or you'll give away yer position.
The jungle humidity and heat is getting to you but you knew the job was dangerous when you took it. Every move you make is slow and deliberate, yer diaper is almost full but you have to sit under the foliage waiting for the shot to present itself then suddenly a high pitched voice to the left breaks the jungle silence, "what are you thinking?"   

Hey Taliban, American weemen will fuck you up, first they'll mock your obviously small willies and then play mind tricks ... does my ass look big? wot you doing looking at my ass fool? ...  then they'll force feed you bacon and blow yer fucking head off ... Ka - Chow!