Saturday, 5 January 2013

Assange Still At Large

The raid on the Ecuadorean embassy to captured the bail jumper and alleged rapist Julian Assange failed this evening when he escaped from restraints.

"I knew he was a slimy so and so but I didn't realise just how slippery he was too" said Captain Bradford of extraction team Alpha.

The team were momentarily distract by Assange's collection of blood stained panties and doll's heads when Assange turned into living slime and poured himself into an air vent.