Monday, 31 December 2012
In recent weeks the tender fleshy large rounded growths on her chest developed eyes. Because she has so many pictures of her baps in various dresses she can now be photoshopped into new situations.
Hendricks is stoic to her incurable condition and resigned to the fact that she will have to hang up her norks and quit being the wanking inspiration to thousands.She went on to say, "It has altered my perspective."
Geoffrey Arend the husband of Hendricks said, "I knew it was too good to be true, now Christina has to wear boob goggles when she gives me a ditty wank."
Jon Hamm who also stars in the TV show Mad Men with Hendricks said, "Old Knudsen will make any old shit up, he disgusts me."
Here are the top 10 peeps of 2012. The ones I've judged to be big names and in the news during the year.
9 Nadezhda Tolokonnikova the hot one from Pussy Riot, seen here in a political porno while 9 months pregnant. The Russians upset the world when they gave a hottie a harsh prison sentence .... that is so ghey.
Benedict XVI said that gheys weren't fully human and then said the born in a manger surrounded by animals story of Jesus was bollocks. Well duh! you'd have to be some kind of special imbecile to take the Bible and New Testament as historical. Thanks for spoiling it for the kids you cunt. Treat em mean keep them keen huh?
3 Julian Assange jumped bail for rape and went into hiding in the Ecuadorean embassy in London. Don't worry, he didn't pay the thousands of pounds for the bail money some gullible people did instead. Seen here doing air quotes 'If you have sex with a woman is it really "rape" because shes consented once, that should cover you for any other time right?' He still claims to be a victim of persecution from his leaking of classified information blaming the US, UK and Sweden for all the woes in the world ..... lame!
2 He may be dead but now his legacy is in ruins . TV presenter and radio DJ Sir Jimmy Savile has gone from being a national hero/treasure to being the nation's worst sex offender ever. The story has shown the BBC to be a nest of pedos and pervs and so is anyone else that was around in the 70's and 80's. It turned out that Savile made millions for charity and volunteered in hospitals so he could have easy access to the sick children. A favourite of the Royal family, Savile was once deemed too creepy to head the Children in need charity drive held every year. Of all the honours stripped from him his dead memory still has his knighthoods from the Queen and the Pope.
1 Kim Jong-un of North Korea is the man. 2012 Old Bitter Balls person of interest. He executed a military officer for not crying at his Da's funeral by firing a mortar at him. His scientists also found a cave supposed to contain the ancient bones of unicorns, like the one Kim's ancestors rode. Recently he deified the world by launching a satellite into space. Thats better than Kim Jong Ill as he could barely get it up and couldn't keep it up. We expect great things from this crazy dictator who likes to look at things.
Recently the Chinese media thought that The Onion, was a real news source and that the award of World's sexiest man going to Kim Jong-un was genuine. You so flunny. An Iranian news outlet Fars also used an Onion story saying that a Gallup poll found that rural white Americans prefer Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over President Barack Obama. Fars also took the credit for the story. The Onion then commended Fars for its fine reporting.
Fucking lies .... Old Knudsen hates it, why he was just saying that to crazy ol man Trump who did not make onto the list, nor did Kim Kardashian's arse.
Sunday, 30 December 2012
Cards ranged from $100 for handguns, shotguns and rifles, and up to $200 for assault weapons.
Valerie Butler aged 50 was getting rid of one of her guns and said "There's a bunch of nuts out here, and they're coming in when you're sleeping. You got to protect yourself."
Charles Edwards aged 60 said that $100 of free groceries, was worth his 50 mile trip. He went on to say how many people were doing it as they felt bad about the Sandy Hook tragedy also "Times are tough." He still has a shotgun at home. "That's all I need."
By the afternoon the event had already surpassed the 1,673 guns collected last year, and officials were scrambling to get more gift cards, which were donated by Ralphs.
People are merely getting rid of any of their extra guns they don't use much for some grocery money. It's all very nice and all but would anyone intent on shooting up a school be handing in their weapons?
Will these weapons make a difference? .... no they won't.
OMG! a rocket launcher .... um so what, were there any rockets to go with it? Lucky it's off the streets, someone might have tripped on it.
Old Knudsen cares nothing about a ban or restrictions on semi-automatic weapons, youse lot are twats and should leave weapons to professionals like him.
I think a law could be made against assault rifles, on the basis that most of the people calling for new laws don't know anything about weapons.
You'll still have the semi-automatic handguns though, I doubt that anyone will restrict those too much. It's all about keywords people. ASSAULT RIFLE, BUSHMASTER, words that get clueless civvies ranting on Facebook.
There are millions of guns out there in America, for fucks sake for a few thousand dollars you can get a license to deal them and go sell assault rifles over the border in Mexico. Where do you think the cartels get most of their guns from? Mexico has strict gun owning laws .... does them little good.
Will gun bans/restrictions get grandfathered to include all the weapons already bought? why no because that would be impossible to implement. People are hoarding them now and the economy has been stimulated.
On Van Nuys Boulevard a homeless woman was in critical condition after a man walked out a shop with a bottle of rubbing alcohol, he poured it all over the homeless lady and threw a match at her and then ran.
Violet Phillips in her 60's often slept on a bus stop bench in front of the 24hrs Walgreens convenience store.
Isopropyl alcohol or rubbing alcohol is difficult to buy in the UK, there is a weaker version called surgical spirit that is sold in its place.
Now go compare this case to the lack of guns in the UK. Crazy people will always find a way.
Mississippi state Republican Representative Andy Gipson has taken to Facebook to air his views on ghey marriage.
According to Leviticus 20:13, “If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.”
Ok, let me rephrase that. Mississippi state Republican Representative Andy Gipson has taken to Facebook to air what some anonymous Jew a couple of thousand years ago in the Middle east thinks what his god thinks about gheys.
Gipson thinks that gheyness is “unnatural” and causes “disease.” I suppose hes done some personal research to cum to that conclusion.
How can you represent all the gheys in Mississippi with that bigoted attitude?
Here is Old Knudsen's offer. If yer a stupid fucker like Gipson or many of the others I've encountered, don't go to some random book of fairy tales written by people who didn't know how to tie shoe laces, cum to Old Knudsen and he'll give you a cracker of an opinion and it will be the correct one.
E-mail address is at the bottom on this post.
With all the Loyalist protests about city halls flying the Union flag every single day ..... no hold on, why do we call them Loyalists? they are doing the opposite of being loyal to the law of the Queen. Ok then.
I was looking through the photos of the year and it mentioned about how 11th night bonfires were given government funding to attract tourists.
Don't recall any commercials or news of up and coming events what so ever but it's not like they'd lie, is it?
You wouldn't want to go to these areas during the day, never mind at night, in a strange place with everywhere closed.
What kind of brain fart got these events government funding when they are closing hospitals? Oh yeah, the ruling party is Protestant.... it all makes perfect sense.
See these fires? .... this is the shit that these tourists call 911 for.
These fires cost local councils £200,000 a year to clean up and repair roads afterwards. These fires and the parades that follow should not get any form of government funding, it isn't culture, these people don't have a clue what culture is .... this is enabling. Lets fund KKK parades because they have been around for 100 years.
If you want to parade then pay for it yerself. Just think of all the money that could be used for new prisons to put these people that cause trouble and destroy the tourist industry into.
So sick of idiots running the cuntry into the ground and trying to appease the hoods instead of smashing some heads.
Here is my lazy Sunday post designed to attract Christians away from children and onto adults.
Saturday, 29 December 2012
I couldn't get past the premise that.
If you want to grunge up a fairytale then do it but they seemed to want to grunge it up so it's taken seriously and at the same time be camp and playful which didn't work. Too much went into the look and too little went into the character development.
Friday, 28 December 2012
Old Knudsen gets more readers/viewers than many think he deserves. Hes been told to put ads onto his blog and make some money but he says ... fuck aff Old Knudsen doesn't sell out for a pittance, he'll wait for the big bucks before he sells out. Here are what my accidental readers search for to get onto my blog right now.
A 4 letter word has served Knudsen well, that would be .... Kate. Thank gog for the need to see bare flesh .
Old Knudsen wouldn't touch her with yer dick.
Kate Beckinsale returns with 99 peeps wanting to see her naked She is delightful even if a little under developed in the boob area.
Well hes partly right. There is NO historical proof at all that the birth of Christ even happened at all. Just because you state it as fact, doesn't make it so. Go look into the history of mythology and see everything that Christianity stole from other older religions.
The Romans were the ones who set Christianity up as a force to be reckoned with, they have long invaded and plundered other nations for their best inventions and ideas, even their short swords were from Spain.
Not an original people but if you want to believe that god stuck his hot throbbing spirit into a 12 year-old gurl then let that child of pedophile rape get tortured to death then good for you .... you fucked in the head cunt. Don't let the lack of facts and evidence hit you on the way to Hell.
Kate Middleton naked got 30 searchers. She had well over 3000 on the week she whipped them out. I don't see the attraction, while shes pretty she just doesn't do it for Old Knudsen .... shes no Hilary Clinton.
I'll leave you with this positive/nice image after seeing those unimpressive royal norks and please people, clean up yer act for the new year, yer fucking perverts.