Friday 28 December 2012

The Kim Jong Jesus Naked Bukkake Post



Old Knudsen gets more readers/viewers than many think he deserves. Hes been told to put ads onto his blog and make some money but he says ... fuck aff Old Knudsen doesn't sell out for a pittance, he'll wait for the big bucks before he sells out. Here are what my accidental readers search for to get onto my blog right now.

A 4 letter word has served Knudsen well, that would be .... Kate. Thank gog for the need to see bare flesh .
317 people entered my blog looking for Kate Beckinsale nude.


Heather Clem got her 15 minutes of fame when she shagged wrestler Hulk Hogan..... sorry I just threw up in me mouth. While 164 people searched for her Old Knudsen wonders why? Shes a trophy wife with big fake tits who is past her sell by date, she doesn't need to be putting it out there at her age.
Old Knudsen wouldn't touch her with yer dick.

 There are those who might and since Old Knudsen is a giver .....


Kate Beckinsale returns with 99 peeps wanting to see her naked She is delightful even if a little under developed in the boob area.
 She makes it up with her arse ..... I'm sure she is a very nice person too, whatever.

Bukkake got 60 search hits .... who the fuck cums onto my blog looking for Bukkake?

Oh shut the fuck up Picard! Don't judge me. Bukkake is all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Be careful out there.

Kim Jong Il  the ex dear leader may be dead but 46 people have been looking for him ..... we think hes gone underground.
Holly Sweeney is the ex gurlfriend of some golfer bloke. While the 22 year-old lass is quite hot for Northern Ireland.
She keeps slapping on a ton of makeup that hides her youth and natural beauty, she listens to middle aged photographers who haven't been anywhere and wouldn't know sexy if it bit them. 42 people searched my blog for Holly Sweeney

Birth of Christ got 32 people, probably due to the Pope saying it wasn't true ..... How dare you question the Bible! off to Hell you pedo lover.

Well hes partly right. There is NO historical proof at all that the birth of Christ even happened at all. Just because you state it as fact, doesn't make it so. Go look into the history of mythology and see everything that Christianity stole from other older religions.
The Romans were the ones who set Christianity up as a force to be reckoned with, they have long invaded and plundered other nations for their best inventions and ideas, even their short swords were from Spain.
Not an original people but if you want to believe that god stuck his hot throbbing spirit into a 12 year-old gurl then let that child of pedophile rape get tortured to death then good for you .... you fucked in the head cunt. Don't let the lack of facts and evidence hit you on the way to Hell.

  
Kate Middleton naked got 30 searchers. She had well over 3000 on the week she whipped them out. I don't see the attraction, while shes pretty she just doesn't do it for Old Knudsen .... shes no Hilary Clinton.

 
 I'll leave you with this positive/nice image after seeing those unimpressive royal norks and please people, clean up yer act for the new year, yer fucking perverts.