Saturday, 22 December 2012

The 2013 Apocalypse

So did the world end? well don't worry. If you quit yer job and bought a lot of survival shit on yer credit card don't worry theres always August 2013.

Comet ISON is on its way to fly past Earth and graze the surface of the sun. A comet said to be brighter than the moon. It is expected to whip up enough solar energy enough to devastate what ever side of the Earth is facing it at that time, the rest of the surface will be at danger too from other large solar flares from the solar storm the comet's gravitational pull creates.

Buy stocks in tinfoil and sun screen!