Saturday, 3 November 2012

The Guv

The big G, the Governor of New Jersey James "Chris" Christie is so fat that when he lies down on the beach Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow him back into the ocean.

If he makes it to 2016 he may have a shot at president and I don't mean in an Abe Lincoln way. He is so fat that when he bends over we lose an hour of daylight. Ach thats not nice, so hes fat, I'm sure hes a lovely fella, for a Republican, not all of them can support rape. 

Like all politicians he has a secret. No he didn't strap his dog to the roof of the car until it threw up, what kind of cunt would do that?

He wasn't born in Kenya or America .... hes a Slitheen.

Oh you don't watch Dr Who. Don't worry, I'm sure a reality show about dancing, cooking or singing will be on soon.


"Dancing with the celebrity singing chefs factor is coming on, now go get some gravy for the popcorn stat!"