Monday, 26 November 2012

Seven Years Bad Luck

 Behold you easily fooled morons, I've changed the story on yas.
 The Pope is throwing his weight around like a Nazi bully man in a dress. First the pedo loving cunt says the nativity scene doesn’t accurately depict the birth of Jesus Christ?
WTF? lets strip away all the pleasant fluffy stuff that Christians fool themselves with because they all subconsciously know that they are going to Hell when they die.

Oh, you didn't know you are going to Hell .... oops my bad, you do know know about the great lie right? Ah well whatever gets yer morally superior ass through the day. "Oh all the suffering and pain is terrible" while you support the ideology that feeds it. Nice people can be cunts.

Pope Benedict XVI and his new book says the cute lambs etc was made up and yer children in their school play are great to wank over but totally historically incorrect.  The Vatican are all about the facts, none of that made up shit.
His nativity scene in St Peter's Square will have the lil baby Jeebus in Joseph's carpentry shop amongst the saws and the chisels which sounds waaay more historically correct and Christmas like. St Luke's gospel is just WRONG!!!!

Then he went and said the current calendar we use today is slightly off... by roughly seven years. You'd think that something so important would have been corrected by now.

The calculation of the beginning of our calendar is based on the fictional birth of Jesus and was made by Dionysius Exiguus ..... stoopid monk.

What else is wrong then Benny?

The Pope writes in his new book, 'Jesus of Nazareth: The Infancy Narratives'. The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before and he was really a Scorpio which is why everyone hated him. He used to think it was all about him and manipulated people to get what he wanted.  Judas was sick of the drama as was Peter which is why he denied him.... "I don't fuckin know him."

Dionysius fucked it up in the 6th century after he got a bit drunk and decided to draw up a new calendar based off of the birth of Christ instead of using the old system, which had been invented by an emperor everyone hated.  He was doing it just for kicks ..... oh that wacky Dionysius.

The problem is that Dionysius knew fuck all and is long dead and so was then an easy person to make a mockery off and to belittle ..... much like what the Pope and his clergy do to the thousands of victims of church child abuse.

The good news is that he hasn't mentioned the Pagan origins of the Christmas tree or the validity of Santa, they are safe this year which means .....  'Jesus of Nazareth: The Infancy Narratives' would make a great stocking stuffer.