Sunday, 11 November 2012

Reality Cheque ... Not Check

I have some news for you that may be difficult to accept. You may want to sit doon. Oh you are sitting. Ok then, heres goes.

The movie, The Big Lebowski  ......  is the biggest load of boring ol shite ever!

Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behaviour, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?  .... is it supposed to be funny?

I know funny, I'm a fucking clown fish and that wasn't funny. Who the fuck lets the Coen brothers make films? After each of their films I not only want to kill you, yer family and lil puppies but I mourn those 2 hours that I wasted.