Thursday, 15 November 2012

Elmo's Bacon Was Saved

A starling new report in Pedophile monthly says how young boys go out of their way to make themselves irresistible to weak pedos. "Young boys and bacon are two of my favourite things" said Mr X  "A boy dressed in bacon is worth doing 3 years for."

Jewish pedos seem to be some how immune to this tactic.  

Sometimes you can't fight the current. 

"They fuck with ours minds" Mr X went on to say. Just recently Elmo was accused of having sex with a 16 year-old boy only to have the boy throw his head back and say, "Just kidding Elmo, I rocked Elmo's world aged 18."

Too late to save Elmo's career .