Friday, 23 November 2012

Bag Lady

The UK government will be charging 5p per plastic bag next year every time you go to a grocery store. This is to cut down on litter and to make money.

The supermarkets have been getting stingy with their bags as they force their customers to carry big dopey jute bags around, then you get the cashier that asks, "do you need some bags?" when you say yes they say, "Oh you don't have your own bags?"

Old Knudsen likes to laugh at this point, shrug and say, "whatever, they're free." 

Does it hurt you to give Old Knudsen bags? you aren't paying for them. Just for you Old Knudsen brings them doon to the local pond and leaves them for the ducks to swallow and get tangled up in.

And its yer fault!!!