Saturday, 27 October 2012

The Policies Of Mitt Romney

Mitt on the elderly: "When the elderly cease being wealthy and productive they should be turned into food for the working classes. Corporations are people and so are people." 

Mitt on same sex marriage: "I support same sex marriage, but only between men and women. My wife and I participate in the same old sex every Tuesday."

Mitt on unemployment: "I created 2000 jobs in south east Asia why only last year. The jobs are out there, our lower classes need to stop being lazy douchebags and get out there."   

Mitt on being a liar: "Let me pour you a cup of coffee and we'll discuss it."