Monday, 1 October 2012

Tasty Cannibalism


A story inspired by a pork link put up on Facebook by my old mate Manuel the waiter (he'll deny us being mates) A butcher in London, Wesker and Son are selling meat shaped human body bits. Its all a promotion organised for the upcoming Resident Evil 6 video game.

They assure the public that its really pork ..... even though the cannibal name for humans on the menu is 'long pig' in some parts of the world.

Cum get yer penis while it lasts, "more penis vicar?" Dark or white meat ? yes the white is a lot smaller.

Customers were lining up for the novelty meats, oh yeah yer blonde woman is a cock lover Old Knudsen can tell.

This picture was sent to me by a Facebook friend concerned over Old Knudsen's fear of the up cuming bacon shortage. Old Knudsen thinks hes well in there with that lovely young lady.. Ka-Chow!

Now for my theory. 

Things like this and all the zombie movies etc are prepping us for the bacon shortage. Its ok to eat humans, they taste like pork anyway. 

When it gets into yer subconscious through the saturation of the media you'll accept it easier. There are health problems to eating humans so like the SMOKING KILLS warnings on packs of fags you'll have. Eating yer Ma may cause vomiting, diarrhea and yer brain to turn into a spongy mass. On packs of chops, it won't stop you eating them but at least the meat packers won't get sued.

How can it taste so good yet be so wrong?