Monday, 29 October 2012

'Like' A Virgin

Old Knudsen is a man .... 100%  manmal. Sure he adapts and overcums in whatever situation needs it but he does it in a manly way, in other words hes always the daddy - never the mummy.


Old Knudsen feels a little guilty. To the Jap who bought Catarina Migliorini's virinity for $780,000 and intends to collect on it next week.

Just make sure to keep the receipt. If you wanted to be technical about it, she is still a virgin, in her left ear.
Old Knudsen does not kiss and tell as he is a gentleman, actually there was no kissing, well not on the mouth. Some licking, spitting, tongue flicking and a bit of biting but no kissing.

I don't want to appear crude to an audience I've had for years whom I have nothing but the utmost respect for but put it like this. If she was a car, Old Knudsen filled her up with leaded until her tank over flowed .... Ka-Chow!