Friday, 26 October 2012

It Took You 2 Minutes To Figure It Out

About 25 families in Nottingham ... England settled down around 10:30am to watch Madagascar 3. Instead the cinema showed Paranormal Activity 4 .

They soon scrambled for the exits with their crying children some as young as five.

Natasha Lewis, had her 8 year-old son Dylan with her. "Dylan wanted to see the new Madagascar film as he's seen the others and they're his favourite. 
He was really looking forward to it. We sat down and it was meant to start at 10am, but it took until 10.30am for the lights to go down and for the trailers to start. 
They started playing the movie and I thought,  this doesn't look right. And then I recognised the opening sequence as a flashback to the first movie, which I saw a couple of years ago. 
It opens on the most terrifying scene in the first film  where a body shoots full pelt towards the camera.
It's enough to make grown men jump, so you can imagine the terror in these young faces."

Stoopid kids ... stay in school and stay off drugs or you'll get this treatment again.
"It was only about two minutes worth of the film but it was enough to scar them for life."

Now thats scary!

What the fuck is their problem? it'll get them ready for when you take them to the next Batman or Transformers movie. 
Yer kids are cunts anyway and its yer fault. 

Stop taking yer kids to shite sequels, its yer fault they are being made and thus yer fault that society is in the state its in with people paying £11.40 or $18.24 for two tickets to watch mindless dross. 

How can Madagascar 3 enrich the life of yer kid? Take them to a fucking science museum instead. Its also less dangerous. When was the last time someone dressed up as a scientist and shot up a museum?