Thursday, 13 September 2012

The Rapture Is Nigh

The Caleb Foundation have demanded that God re-does the rapture as their members are still on Earth ,  judging you...........

The rapture happened yesterday and the only one to ascend to Heaven was the returned saviour formerly known as Jesus H Christ.
The persecuted Julian Assange is not the saviour, he is merely a rapist hiding in the embassy of an oppressive Latin America country similar to the other ones but more secretive.  

Nepotism is ripe even in Heaven which is a nice change as God did let his son get tortured to death the last time around.

Harold Camping who has predicted the rapture and the end of the world 11 times commented to OBB early today, "FUCK!"

Old Knudsen kind of expected him to say something along those lines.