Wednesday 12 September 2012

Foodie Porn



I think Old Knudsen can safely say that Shy LeBuff eating a banana is in no way sexy.  Something perhaps comical in the way the banana is the boss and instead of him raising it to his mouth he goes doon on it.

A man eats a banana and we say so what?


A woman eating a banana is a completely different ball game but why? Its like the reason that so many men loves tits and go nuts when they see them. When you find out the answer then let me know cos Old Knudsen hates being the bitch of any old pair of floppy sacks.... its like sorcery.

Get thee behind me titties! .... oh just to flick those nipples with me tongue, no I shall be strong.

Have you ever saw the movie Boat Trip?

Ah the scene with Roselyn Sanchez and yon banana, Old Knudsen gets a stiffy every time he passes the grocery aisle..... like a priest in a playground. 
Here are more examples in which food becomes sexy just because its a woman eating it.
 




  Go on ya bitch take it!



Even cooked foods are sexy.



The taste of breast meat.

 
Yeah thats right Hilary look at me when you eat it...... that woman is like a fucking corndog .... sex on a stick.


And now for the next foot

 Lucky I put cling film over me computer I knew this post would get messy.



Weemen were born to tease men.



Yep um ....  totally sexy.



Carl's Jr figured out that weemen eating is sexy otherwise they wouldn't have commercials full of the gobbling tramps.  They do not show them purging afterwards which is a shrewd marketing ploy.



Men eating is just so functional and utilitarian. Food is there, 34 seconds later the only food that remains are on his clothes and he can get on with his life ......... except he has to wait for his wife to finish as she likes to taste her food.