Friday, 31 August 2012

Phasers Set To Rape

The cell reception of Zebulon 4 is fucking terrible

Star Trek could have been written by Nostradamus as it has made some serious predictions. The Inventor of the modern Mobile phone has cited the Star Trek communicator as his inspiration for inventing and developing mobile phone and there have been others.

The Universal translator, iPad and voice controls were featured on the show.

Kirk was practicing 'Legitimate rape' long before Todd Atkins of the GOP mentioned it. 

Star trek taught us that if yer hot then different peoples can cum together in harmony, yadda yadda yadda.

The ugly weemen are left on earth as who wants to be stuck in space with mingers? Eyes front baldy.

The sum of all human knowledge Wikipedia was invented by Star Trek and even in the future its just as reliable for truth and accuracy.

Commander Riker once said, "Sherlock Holmes is my favorite historical figure" Riker was a sleazy douche bag with the worse chat up lines ever.

Hey Wesley have you ever seen an old 20th century gladiator movie? In space no one can hear you scream.

"Fuck! red shirts are  unlucky, better them than us." 

DARPA have developed weapons that heat up the skin of people to be used as crowd control.

Kirk used that for years to get chicks to undress.


 They did get a couple of things wrong.

Kirk did not age as well as they thought he would.

And not even in a parallel dimension would this make Sulu horny.