Friday, 24 August 2012

If Romney Ruled

Romney pictured here with his two golden eagles Huginn and Muninn.

Mitt Romney has revealed his policies on energy by laying out a plan for an increased production of oil and natural gas on federal lands and off the U.S. coast. He has also said that burning unwed mothers as a source of energy should not be ruled out. "Its ok women can shut their bodies down so that they don't feel pain and what patriot would not make this sacrifice for their country?"

A GOP think tank has concluded that while white people burn more cleanly, black and Hispanic people give off more energy and there are more of them and they are less likely to vote for him.