Thursday, 5 July 2012

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The US government scientific agency 'The National Ocean Service and Atmospheric Administration' has said there is no evidence that mermaids exist as a response to public inquiries following a TV show Mermaids: The body found, on the Discovery Channel's Animal Planet network.

To quote: "No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,Why, then, do they occupy the collective unconscious of nearly all seafaring peoples? That’s a question best left to historians, philosophers, and anthropologists."

Well clever clogs Mr US Fucking Ocean Service what did Old Knudsen have in his basement in 1997? She claimed not to be a mermaid but Old Knudsen can't be fooled. They grow legs on land ya know. ...... unless ya kill them in the water like this one.

Did you know yer Ma was a mermaid?

Then there was this one at a party recently. Yon zombie fella was well into her but she wanted someone who was interested in her body and not her brains.

Old Knudsen was definitely in the mood for a fish supper that night. Plenty of tartar sass!

Remember when the Discovery channel was educational and the History channel showed history? Now all ya have are Nostradamus, Mayans and the search for mythical creatures.

Is this because people are more dumb or that they want to be taken away to believe that they are not insignificant flecks of dandruff on Old Father Time's shoulders but that they are in a world of mystery in which sparkly vampires want to fuck you?

You are in a world of mystery the only thing is that it can be hard to see whats out there past the veil when all ya do is stare at an idiot box shouting commercials at you every 15 minutes.

Just because you've not found evidence of aquatic humanoids doesn't mean that there aren't any. There is so much about the sea and this universe in general that we don't know about . There is no evidence for The Chupacabra but some fcuker sucked off my goat, there is no evidence for God yet people are killed for him everyday, there is no evidence for you as Old Knudsen does not believe in the reality you claim to be from. 

Away and tell this Voodoo priest you don't believe in his Voodoo and that hes a fraud and see what that gets you.
If yer lucky all you'll get is a big black cock slapping you in the face.