Wednesday 6 June 2012

Wise Beyond His Beers


If it is true that we are here to help others,  then what exactly are the others here for?

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ... so you lot should be on fcuking camels following a star.


You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him..... Everyone says Old Knudsen is so funny and lovely, he thinks you lot are cunts..... not sure if that says anything about Old Knudsen other than being a good judge of character.

Think like a man of action, and act like Robert DeNiro.


Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in yer garage makes you a car.... Old Knudsen made a sandwich once, yer Ma was the meat.

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back because that simply means you’re two steps ahead..... Ka - Chow! 


Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom, so go fcuk yerself!