Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Teenager Gets The Point

US teenager Yasser Lopez, 16, is recovering after he was hit with a spear gun by a "friend" during a Florida fishing trip .

"Mr Lopez has quite a smooth brain with not many wrinkles this helped the spear miss all the main blood vessels of the brain," neurosurgeon Ross Bullock told OBB.

The "accident" was said to be mistaken identity. Due to the amount of walkers in Florida the teen was mistaken for one as he did that slack jawed dumb look they do when a teenager has to own up to doing something wrong. Before Yasser could shrug and say, "I don't know." he was speared.

Doctors said the teenager has no memory of the alleged accident and said that the damage could have been a lot worse.  The teen could also not remember who burned a hole in the couch or who drank the last of the milk and left the carton in the fridge. 

To the mystery "friend" with the spear gun, if that was a walker you'd be ded, get yer act together. 

 Zombies or just school getting out?