Sunday, 10 June 2012

Super Fun Religion Day

Nuke an unborn gay whale for Jesus.

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Science flies you to the moon... Religion flies you into buildings.

Isn't it amazing Jesus just happens to want EXACTLY what you want ?

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools

If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on the Titanic. They rush to the lifeboat and as they get in, the rabbi says: 'What about the children?' The lawyer says: 'Screw the children!' The priest says: 'Do you think we have time?

Q: What is the difference between a penis and the bible?
A: Nothing, they both get shoved down your throat by catholic priests.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If the Bible proves that God exists then comic books prove the existence of Superman.