Sunday, 3 June 2012

British Special Farces Kicking Arse For The Queen

British Special Farces rescued a British do gooder/aid worker kidnapped in Afghanistan.

Helen Johnston, 28, a Kenyan and two Afghan civilians were rescued by coalition forces in an early morning raid after being kidnapped on 22 May in Badakhshan province.

British troops, helped by ISAF forces as well the Afghan government, took part in a long route march without being discovered until they reached their goal.

A number of Taliban and hostage-takers were killed. Fcuking 'A' we rule! Now Old Knudsen was busy and couldn't make it to the rescue..... Ok ok he wasn't asked.

David Cameron does not like Old Knudsen ....... WTF you ask how could anyone not like Old Knudsen? Oh believe me there have been many....  Maximilien Robespierre, Ayatollah Khomeini, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Joesph Stalin, Rafael Trujillo, Dick Cheney, Saddam Hussein, Justin Bieber, General Pinochet and a few others. Old Knudsen feels blessed to have been hated by these as then he knows that he is on the side of the angels.

Cameron sees Old Knudsen as an old cannon loose on the deck in the storm, an on the edge burned out fly in the ointment....... Fair comment Old Knudsen does like to shoot first and take pictures later.

Teaching US Special Farces:

Ya see yer problem, you Yanks, yer too fcuking lazy. Ach don't tell Old Knudsen ya don't drive around a crowded Wal Mart car park for an hour waiting until some one closer to the entrance leaves so ya don't have to do any extra walking.

We British will ghost walk cross country in the dark for miles and miles or walk stooped over for the last 15 miles so we aren't detected, you lot ride in on Black hawk whirly birds like yer John fcuking Wayne in plain daylight and then get surprised when a raghead with a RPG shoots them doon.

Oh look a Koran, I bet ya want to burn it right? .... nope wrong answer ya dope Hitler burned books, ya don't burn books not even the shite ones you recycle them as toilet paper ..... remember to always floss..... oh and trust me on the sunscreen.