Thursday, 24 May 2012

Why Did The Chicken Taste Like Chicken?

Old Knudsen's dog has no nose

Then how does it smell?

Like Old Knudsen's cock but thats besides the point the poor wee doggy hasn't got a nose you uncaring cunt. 

What came first the chicken or the egg? 

Bukkake did! 

How long is a piece of string?

String is for the weak! real men use duct tape.