Thursday, 3 May 2012

Ugly Weemen Give Good Head

The journalist Samantha Brick like Old Knudsen isn't very good at making friends. When she brought out a piece of fine literature in her Daily mail column  about how weemen don't like her because she is beautiful what she got was a big dose of WTF? is it real or a spoof? it read like a spoof.

After having to defend herself and her opinion she then stated 'yes I am beautiful because my daddy has told me so' well what kind of dad will tell his kid shes a minger? ..... oh yeah me.

Brick is an average looking lass maybe she stands out more in the UK as well to put it delicately there are a lot of people that fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way doon. 

You do see lots of nice arses and fit bodies, for instance you see a hottie jogging from behind and by her shape and clothes you judge her to be a 23 year-old only to see her face to find she is 50 and not aging well. 
One in 8 men and only 3 in 20 weemen that applied for the site were accepted as members. In total 295,000 people have applied, with only 35,000 being approved..... Old Knudsen was approved of course.

So any way this bloke who is a TV critic A.A. Gill wrote about a TV presenter called Mary Beard saying should be kept away from the cameras because of the way she looks.... A face for radio is the polite way of saying it. 

Samantha decided to back Gill in his opinion about ugly old Beardy saying how TV presenters need to focus on their looks first and foremost and that the plain truth is that Ms Beard is too ugly for TV

If you've seen the people on British TV you'd know that looks are not too important for the blokes.

  Adrian Chiles is sex on a stick to most .

 Blokes can get put with more attractive co-hosts.

 British telly has its choice of top young hot female presenters.

Ms Beard who presents  BBC2’s Meet The Romans, retaliated saying, "Too ugly for TV? No, I’m too brainy for men who fear clever women. "  ........... Burn!

Ms Beard a face made for bukakke.

Well said Ms Beard, given the choice Old Knudsen would chose you over Brick head any day. If ya ever want to study some living history ya can excavate Old Knudsen's standing stone.

Brick went on to say that Ms Beard will have had on-camera training at great expense to the BBC in preparation for her series, so why was this advice not extended to her wardrobe, make-up and grooming, as it is with most other presenters?
The greatest tragedy isn’t Ms Beard’s wild hair, ungainly posture or make-up free face: it’s the fact that the BBC didn’t offer her guidance on her appearance in the first place.

I think that’s something Mary Beard should have thought about rather longer and harder than she did. After all, she is a very clever woman.

Well she has her own show what do you have Brick? 

18 year-old student Florence Colgate was recently named as Britain's most beautiful face. Yes she is a pretty lass but just think if this is the best.

Old Knudsen is sick of all this shallow superficial crap, while good looks are ideal for wanking material trust Old Knudsen when he says that bedding beautiful weemen one after the other can be pretty dull if they don't have enough brains to make conversation and form opinions .

"Hi I'm Myleene Klass and welcome to another episode of Meet the Romans in which we, my eyes are up here." 



MJ said...

Ms. Beard must have hired Sister Wendy's makeup artist.

Reggie said...

You could show a movie on her forehead.

Old Knudsen said...

Old Knudsen has a face for Ms Beard's twat.