Wednesday, 4 April 2012

US Invades Australia

200 crack US Marines have landed in Darwin, northern Australia in the first of yet another invasion. Australia has no nukes or running water, its main export is foul tasting beer called 'Fosters' that even the locals won't drink and also actors that can do America accents better than the Americans. 

Australia's Defence Minister Stephen Smith was too drunk to comment about the invasion as it happened during lunch time when the majority of Australians are inebriated.

Marine Colonel Hubert Cutler said: "Operation 'Rape and burn' was a total success, the free six packs of lager given to children as a token of friendship has won the hearts and the minds of the people."

"Every town near a Marine base in the US always complains about the fights and other crimes caused by Marines but we think that the Australians won't even notice. "

Old Knudsen just hopes that when the Aussies sober up ......... If such a thing is possible that they don't pick on the marines too much. 



Princess said...

200 fresh marine cracks?
I'm moving to Darwin...

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Anonymous said...

I thought drinking Fosters was compulsory in Oz?