Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Rage Infected Shatner

Update on the death of TV and movie leg-end William Shatner. After dying tragically in his Malibu home Mr Shatner started to twitch and monologue in a speedy rant much reminiscent of his Star trick days .
It soon became apparent that the BJ Hooker star had become a flesh eating zombie. Ticket holders for the Shatner world stage show starting 10 th March in LA have been told that there will be no change to the scheduled performances.

Police around Shatner's Malibu home are warning the public to be on the look out for a rage infected Brittany and on no account approach her for autographs. 

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