Saturday, 11 February 2012

You Will Never Take Our Scenery!!!!

Donald Trump (America's sweetheart) is as you know building a luxury golf course resort in Aberdeenshire .................... Scotland.

Thank Gog someone has realised the need for this rather than those short sighted idiots that build schools,  hospitals and other places that no one wants to go to and so won't get funding.

There is a blight on Donald's dream and that blight has a name, 'Renewable Energy'.

Plans are being made to build an offshore 11 turbine wind farm. Studies have shown that these turbines kill birds, bats and small lambs and such with the whooshing they do. Also there is concern that they may cause cancer in kittens and insanity in others if looked at for more than 10 seconds because the light of the water reflects in the props as they spin. Statistics show that 93% of military veterans who suffer from PTSD have at some time in their lives looked at a wind turbine for more than 10 seconds. The facts can not be ignored.  

A fire concern has also been raised after a turbine went on fire in December 2011 during 165mph winds.... ah the irony. Dangerous things as you can see.

What if in cold temperatures the turbines froze and ice formed on the props and then flew off when they thawed out? ......... Deadly!

Donald Trump is a man of vision and can see the danger and doesn't want to see it. He is so angry about the peril Scotland is in he wrote to Alex Salmond the first minister of Scotland. A situation much similar to Churchill when he warned about the Nazis and no one listened.

"With the reckless installation of these monsters, you will single-handedly have done more damage to Scotland than virtually any event in Scottish history."

Yes Salmond you cunt, putting these MONSTERS up will make Edward Longshank's genocide against the Scottish look like an episode of Barny....THINK Mr Salmond THINK of all the death and destruction not to mention those poor millionaire golfers that might happen to glimpse them.   

Trump continued:

"As a matter of fact, I have just authorised my staff to allocate a substantial amount of money to launch an international campaign to fight your plan to surround Scotland's coast with many thousands of wind turbines."

Old Knudsen has not received any money but is open to some to help fight this evil (fcuk Syria) and to maybe blot out his life with a few bottles of beat the wife if you are reading this Mr Trump.

He added:

"Please understand that I am doing this to save Scotland."  

Old Knudsen says that to yer ma when he bangs her.

Work has stopped at the resort until Trump gets the answer he wants.

Willie Rennie the Scottish Liberal Democrat leader who likes a bowl of porridge for breakfast most days said "This letter is a rather desperate attempt by a rich man who is used to getting his own way. But his latest tizzy is embarrassing. Instead of the world laughing at Scotland, Scotland is laughing at Mr Trump..........Dickhead."

He may not have said dickhead but I'm sure he was thinking it.

Then he added from the safety of not having to decide.

"I would urge the first minister to listen to Mr Trump but no more and no less than anyone else. We won't be bullied by Mr Trump and his millions."

Speak fer yerself I want his millions.

Its a case of NIMBY or Not In My BackYard and you'll agree that this time its justified.When was golfing about the environment? its about putting a hole in one bitch and about sandy hoes also some playing around with the boys. Golfers like a bit of rough not clean renewable energy just ask Tiger.

Lets hope the savior of Scotland Donald McTrump slays all of those who wish to drag Scotland into the 21st century.

Turbines indeed what is this Holland? 



Reggie said...

If Donald Trump had any self respect whatsoever, he'd shave that ridiculous shit off of his head and call it a day.

Anonymous said...

Trump is a pimp.

marky said...