Saturday 19 November 2011

Sponsored By Gucci

Benetton which is an Italian clothing retailer who wants whites and coloureds to mix had to adjust their 'Unhate' campaign after the Vatican denounced a picture of Herr Benedict kissing an Egyptian imam on the lips saying that it was 'unacceptable provocation' and didn't get his best side. 

The Vatican also did not want any pictures of the Pope pleasuring a donkey or buggering young boys to be shown...... I'm sure.

Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi called the ad an 'unacceptable' manipulation of the pope's likeness that offended the religious sentiments of the faithful. 'It shows a serious lack of respect for the Pope. '

Old Knudsen agrees with the Pope and his Pedo friends. The Pope should have the utmost respect for all the work he has done of keeping the Catholic church intact no matter the price. This is no time to promote Global love for fcuks sake............ Besides the Pope wears Gucci so Benetton can fcuk away off! 

Imam who I believe is married to David Bowie was unavailable for comment.  
   


In a move to appear less scary to young boys the Vatican suggested that a picture showing the Pope kissing Justin Bieber be used however the other images of Bieber kissing and licking the Pope's ring should not be used.
 

4 comments:

Reggie said...

Hmmmmmm, I wonder which fruit loop came up with this ad campaign idea?!?

The Mistress said...

Like the Devil, the Pope wears Prada.

Anonymous said...

Kiss me Soren!

Old Knudsen said...

No Mago I won't.