Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Leaving Callyfornia

Old Knudsen has left the building also the cuntry. A man burnt out and on the edge deported for a crime he did not comit, well he sort of did comit it but he was only acting on instructions from Gog who spoke to him while he was on the medication Sinestro .

For security sake Old Knudsen will not tell you where he has gone but there is a clue in the above picture.
Who knows what the future has in store for Old Knudsen and when he will return? He will not forget any of you, well he probably will since hes old and all.

There is a little Old Knudsen in all of you........... yes quickly go wash it out with bleach.

Always question what everyone takes for fact.
Hate people for what they do not what they are.
Learn to trust yer instinct.
There are more things in heaven and earth, you cunt, than are dreamt of in your um dreams.

If you ever need Old Knudsen just phone up yer emergency service number and ask for the storm bringer, they will deny all knowledge of me and may threaten to have you arrested hang in there its just their cover. If my fellow agents dressed as police do not bring you in I shall contact you after 3 days of tailing you if I see its not a trap. 

Sunday, 12 September 2010

Doon With The French!

The French are yapping because not only do they have to work a long 35 hour week, take most of August off on top of other holidays, get free cigarettes and wine as part of their health care and are never expected to fight during a war but the government is talking about raising the retirement age from 60 to 62 .............. OMG!!!!! Ya know who is getting blamed for this? no not the Germans who have already raised it from 65 to 67 but instead the British who are now talking about raising their limit from 65 to 67 .

The French as usual are striking and burning British products. " How dare the French government copy a superior cuntry like Great Britain they may sometimes say" well actually its more like "Down with these Anglo-Saxon ideas" yeah that is their insult towards us..... Anglo- Saxon. Come on lets be a little less 11th century here. Sheep burning, cheese eating surrender monkeys who make love with their mouths and fight with their feet, Frogs!

Mon nom est Pierre ........... yer what is itchy? how about ya stop talking in that mongish Lol cat speak and talk proper fcuking English and why the fcuk do you smell like yer sister's cont and garlic?

Old Knudsen is boycotting French things as a protest so don't be expecting to see him up the Ethel tower over in ghey Parree any time soon. Did you know that on French flags the red and blue are held on by velcro so in case of an emergency they can be removed to reveal an all white flag? ............ true story.

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Lurgan Whats That About?

Lurgan is about 18 miles south-west of Belfast with a population of about 23,000 , mostly spides, hoods, inbred banjo players and sheep. The name Lurgan cums from the Irish an Lorgain meaning "the long ridge" which was probably the name of a pub.

The town was refused the honour of being twinned with Londonderry because The maiden city (Londonderry, Derry, Free Derry, Diet Derry) didn't want to be associated with lowly educated sectarian mongs and a high crime rate.

Stay tuned for my post 'Londonderry city of lowly educated sectarian mongs and a high crime rate'.

Lurgan thought to be the ground zero for the 13th century strain of the Bubonic plague known as the Lurgie which killed millions and whose birth defects such as slurred speech and the need to throw things are still felt today. It also proudly boasts of being the leader of the most cases of fetal alcohol syndrome in Europe............. I'll drink ta that!
Many Ulster leaders throughout history have spent most of their lives trying to broker deals for the Republic of Ireland to take it back not even the efforts and a huge bribe from Bill Clinton in the late 90's could talk the Irish government into taking it.

A Lurgan beauty queen .

The act of rioting in Lurgan is seen as a civil right and the towns of Portadown and Craigavon along with Lurgan is known as the "murder triangle" but that is only a name to sensationalise the violence as its not really a triangle more of a straight line.

The terror campaign of Protestant/Catholic violence has been escalating over the past couple of years and now wheelie bins who up until now have been regarded as neutral have now been targeted for death by dissidents .

Twelve cases of E. coli have broken out amongst children in Lurgan last week. The army have moved in and have relocated 38 families to holding camps and a plan to purge Ulster of Lurgan using nukes and napalm is being discussed at the government offices at Stormont.

No famous people have ever come out of Lurgan only ugly.

Friday, 3 September 2010

Superman Is A Muslim!

Part eight in our hard hitting series finding out the people who are secret Muslims trying to destroy civilisation and stopping the consumption of bacon with our eggs. Obama, Prince Charles, Cher and Pope Benedict XVI have all been found to be freedom hating dog kicking Muslims.
Next of the list is Superman, AKA Clark Kent. Strangely enough there is no record of him having American citizenship or having entered the cuntry legally even though he works for The Daily Planet which is part owned by the Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal the business partner of Rupert Murdoch.

The Daily Planet declined to comment on Mr Kent's legal or work status but Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has been informed.

Superman's father Jor-El is from Kryptonistan and is thought to be a top ranking member of Al Qaeda or at least may own a Koran.

A little more digging and you find that Superman's real name is Kal-El which may mean ' death to the west ' . Where was Superman on 9/11, why is he not stopping the mosque being built two blocks away from the sacred ground of the WTC site which has been ear marked for a really cool and respectful mall and why does he wear his gunties over a tight spandex outfit like a big fruit?

Superman's base of operations the Fortress of Solitude is said to be found either on the Pakistan/Afghani border or in Topeka, Kansas.

Old Knudsen has never met a Muslim but he is pretty sure they all want to kill him and rape his young nephews. Never trust any religion that preaches love and peace.

Next on the Knudsen search for truth: David Cameron the Prime Minister of Britain is a Christian! why else would he be such a donkey raping twat who enjoys the smell of his sinless farts?