Wednesday, 23 June 2010

We Want To Protect You

The Food and Drug Administration(FDA) is an American government agency responsible for protecting the public health by assuring the safety, efficacy, and security of human and veterinary drugs, biological products, medical devices, our nation’s food supply, cosmetics, products that emit radiation, and tobacco products.............. so they say.

  • Mobile (cell) phones do not cause tumors they cause happiness, unless texting while driving terms and conditions may apply.
  • Seafood from the Gulf of Mexico may be tainted in colour, taste and odour but the public should not worry.
  • Most Sunscreens have been found to accelerate cancer and the SPF is a total lie. The FDA see this as a positive thing as who has time these days to wait on getting cancer?
  • Public drinking water has an acceptable amount of perchlorate if you are worried just add some lead for taste.
More about the FDA here

3 comments:

Bavarian Orange Order said...

and because the US is the world's biggest market, all pharmaceutical companies adapt their testing and research practices to conform with the FDA guidelines.

Reggie said...

In other words, they're completely full of shit!!!

63mago said...

Protect yerself.
Update!

wv: angstin (sic!)