Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Review Of 24



Agent Jack Bauer works for the Counter Terrorist Unit or (CTU) and he is not to be trifled with. Old Knudsen hasn't had trifle in years ach the things you think about while on prescription drugs.
Recently I started to watch the TV show 24. Its been on since 2001 so I thought I'd now see what its like. It has to be the most un-intentionally funny/stupid show there is. Everything happens in an hour and fair play to them they can really fuck things up in an hour.

The selling point to me for watching this show was Dana Walsh as played by Katee Sackhoff.


She plays a psychotic double agent that glared 'evil eyes' just before she killed someone to preserve her cover.

Katee and I have had a love affair ever since she frakking well played Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica, she doesn't know about it but some day she will be mine!

The head of the CTU is Chloe O'Brien who goes around with a face that looks like an angry teenager about to stomp off to her room. Like the love child of a goblin and an elf.


Freddie Prince Jr is an agent who to be honest doesn't look too healthy, working out too much maybe and what the fuck is up with that hat? who do you think you are?

They had a black president and now a female president, like that could happen. President Allison Taylor tells everyone of developments as they happen then wonders how the enemy got the best of her, she can be talked into anything and in fact her Vice preez just resigned because of it.

They hero of the show Jack Bauer is the only man alive that can make Chuck Norris cry, one episode he won't be able to shoot shit and the next he gets them with every shot. Not afraid to over act Jack Bauer has lived on the edge and laughed at it.


"You don't know what I'm capable off, I said half pepperoni and half mushroom or I'll kill you and your family, got it? oh and some bread sticks with extra marinara sauce please."


Watch this to see his most funny/dramatic scene.

"You don't know what I'm capable of, just tell mom to have my jeans washed and dried by tomorrow or I'll kill you both." You didn't really think I'd put a Youtube up did you?


"You don't know what I'm capable off, work the shaft and swallow the gravy or I'll kill all that are dear to you."


"I am Jack's angry penis, you don't know what I'm capable of."




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6 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

"Counter Terrorist Unit or (CTU)"

Any time I see those letters I just automatically fill in the "N."

I clicked on that supposed YouTube, you cunt.

And that penis picture is just wrong, I already had to look at spider-filled scrotums over at someone else's blog.

Fat Sparrow said...

I forgot to say that Starbuck is totally hot. But lavender doesn't really work for her, can you talk to wardrobe and get her back in those tank tops? Thanks.

Oh, and "24" sucks.

Heff said...

Stop the show !

Jack needs to see a doctor stat about that MASSIVE urethra problem !

peedee said...

Holy Fuhk. I will never be the same again. That penis is just wrong. Terribly wrong. shit.

Reggie said...

Old Knudsen you seriously need to stop watching television.

MJ said...

Best talking penis photo of the year.