Monday, 12 April 2010

Hate Mail Yay!


So Old Knudsen defender of whatever needs defending saw this AOL story on Facebook about how the gheys couldn't get 700,000 signatures to get ghey marriage out in the voting booths again in Callyfornia. Remember when prop 8 in 2008 decided that, " Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."?

Support for prop 8 was heavily funded by the Mormon church/fad and many black voters also backed prop 8 swaying the vote against ghey marriage. So much for civil rights, MLK jnr ya failed.
This is the first I've heard about the petition and I firmly believe that all you meat sacks should have equality and even if I don't like you I shall fight for yer rights...... Of course pedos, Nazis, murderers and rapists should be destroyed, there are enough fucktards making trouble without that lot and they have given up their rights by their actions in my opinion.

So I got my first bit of Facebook hate mail from a Thomas Patrick who is a Colonel Sanders looking fucker holding a foo foo dog. He Joined Congrats America, Communists now Control Congress group and is a fan of The Colorado PT Cruiser Club and Moments in Bible Prophecy, a real deep thinker type.

The comments in the AOL post turned religious even though it was about a civil matter and knowing me I turned on me charm as usual, I did use the old 'Judge not, that ye be not judged' gem.
After I had judged they were all mongs of course and said so for taking the Bible literally.

My Facebook hate mail message was:

Mr when you wake up burning in hell, you will be a believer then. Sad to be such an unbeliever.

Old Knudsen believes in many Gogs so he has totally misjudged me. For Old Knudsen hell is other people and still being in America, yes I shall burn this summer.


My not well thought out reply was:


I believe, I believe yer a prick who will wake up in Heaven with a pedo priest wiping his knob on yer coat.


In Argentina 1965 Adolf Hitler begged for Gog's forgiveness and pished himself as he looked doon the barrel of my 1911 .45 cal pistol from the business end of it so he'll be up in Heaven too, what a flawed system it is.

11 comments:

mago said...

Congratulations!
Finally ...


*wipes tear*

Old Knudsen said...

Yes I know, how many comments does it take ?

Fat Sparrow said...

"Yes I know, how many comments does it take?"

Hmmph, not as many as you think. Seems people all over are sensitive about their holes, who knew?

tony said...

Its Strange How Holy People Dont Like Holes.......

Heff said...

He makes me embarrassed to admit I own a PT Cruiser.

mago said...

He was such a friendly old man with his 76 years.

northern musings said...

nice reply knutur.. I do so hope that heaven for the judgemental will be just that.

Reggie said...

The way I see it, all marriage is gay marriage Old Knudsen. Yes indeed, I can tell you from experience Old Knudsen that after 20 years of marriage myself; that I can honestly say that it is indeed same sex marriage, it's the same sex everyday.

MJ said...

No one looks good in yellow.

Bavarian Orange Order said...

Well done.
Another notch on the bedpost.
Your Siegfried and/or Roy lookalike took a bit too much pleasure in your supposed damnation to my liking. Not very Christian on him.

Bavarian Orange Order said...

Correction - Not very Christian OF him.