Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Richard Dorkins ............. Moron!

At the Stockholm convention in Denmark not only did Jolene Blalock the hot Vulcan chick from Enterprise not show up but the Intelligent design lobby were in full Strength.

Old Knudsen wants to shake the hand of whoever designed this.

Some of the greatest minds in the world got together with some Holocaust deniers to re-write not just history and common sense but also one of the oldest jokes that was found on a cave wall in Lascaux, France.

The painting was estimated to be 17,000 years old but have now been found to be no more than 500 years old and thought to have been done as a prank by Da Vinci who had a lot of time on his hands.

Charles Darwin who inspired the personal nose, ear and eyebrow groomer but most of all

Charlie's angels would be disgusted at the lack of vision in the pseudo science community who are now in control of the History and Discovery channels.

Here is the original joke: My dog has no nose , no nose you say, well how does it smell? Terrible.

Here is the revised version of the joke.

My T-Rex has no nose, no nose you say, well how does it smell? About 5000 years old.

Bloggers around the world are up in arms over this and there may even be the odd Facebook group to join.
There are no intelligent plans to be found in this world by some super natural being other than Old Knudsen, evolution is a theory and will remain so until all the unbelieving sinners are put to death. Lets call it 'Hit and miss design' as why would Old Knudsen be so blessed and everyone else not?


Fat Sparrow said...

That DaVinci, such a joker.

Heff said...

I don't know about you, but I'd love to tear up her VULCAN ASS !

Old Knudsen said...

Yes to both.

donn w2Nz said...

I'm not exactly certain what you have against Dawkins, Hitchens and their ilk, but tough times call for tough measures.

The Creationists are very thick, and unfortunately, they can barely listen to other ideas aboot things unless these rudimentary concepts are repeatedly smashed over their heads.

If it wasn't for the Creationist majority in the US, we'd all be Cancer free (stem cells anyone) and flying around in 'Jetson' cars.

Fat Sparrow said...

"I'm not exactly certain what you have against Dawkins, Hitchens and their ilk"

They got book deals, and he didn't. Apparently having hot chicks throw themselves at you in adulation just isn't the same as making money. Either that or I'm overrating my hawtness.

Reggie said...

I couldn't agree with you more Old Knudsen, Jolene Blalock is gorgeous.

Princess said...

I smell a conspiracy. Where have all these creationists suddenly cum from?