Monday, 8 March 2010

A Load Of Swank


Amelia Earhart disappeared in 1937 when she tried to circumcise the globe. Her failure has gone doon in history even though at the time they all thought her a rich tart who couldn't fly, she could fly but her landings were a bit fatal.

After the death of prince Albert and Charles Hindenberg she then shagged Glenn Miller and got a taste for circumcising globes. Hilary Swank who is no stranger to globes herself plays Earhart in the latest film. I won't give the ending away but she flies into a cloud of rocks, hits an island and gets eaten by a polar bear, all very tragic.


Lets face it Amelia Earhart isn't too kind to the eyes and if Brad Pitt can play Hugh Heffner's warty old penis in his next up and cumming role then why can't we just use Amy Adams again to play Amelia Earhart? Old Knudsen would like to use her again (5 times is not enough) Colin Farrell played Alexander the great, Eric Bana did Henry # 8 c'mon Hollywood why do you let us doon with this one?

I bet they'll get a minger like Clive Owen to play Steve Fossett, oh and Steve you aren't fooling anyone I saw you in Wal-Mart buying Tums last week, stay tuned for more on that story folks.

I was out walking my hyena today and I saw a nasty , bloody, messy, car pile up, it happened because James Cameron was directing *traffic* ............... Ka-Chow!




* Steven Soderbergh directed the movie Traffic and he rocks*




3 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

"I won't give the ending away but she flies into a cloud of rocks, hits an island and gets eaten by a polar bear, all very tragic."

You really need to stop watching "Lost."

Fat Sparrow said...

Oh, and Amelia Earhart's better looking than Hillary Swank.

Reggie said...

Serve her stupid ass right!! That's what that curly haired bitch gets for trying to circumcise the globe.