Friday, 26 February 2010

A Day Out With Old Knudsen

If you ever doubt the existence of Gog well here he is with his lunch deciding what direction to go in. The walking man above his head is symbolic of humanity striving forward to convert or kill non-believers and the fact he is walking/marching means he is Protestant as he goes RIGHT .

Old Knudsen saw this and laughed at this stereotype, ha ha ha stupid Irish leprechauns the only thing that would make this funnier is if you put some black face on him, "Top 'O' the mornin masta" oh and give him 'slitty eyes' and make him good at math. Old Knudsen does crack himself up laughing at other people, races and what have ye.

The joke turned sour when Old Knudsen saw the other side of the window. Roth IRA and Cloverdell IRA ? and they have a 529 plan to kill the Brits and take over Northern Ireland, fuck the Real IRA these two terrorist branches have an office and Yank backing ....... again. The IRA have NOT finished their terror campaign against the UK they are merely hiding their activities in Southern Callyfornia and look at the pot 'O' gold they have to buy guns with.

No where near by was this car. You all know that my part of Southern Callyfornia is in Canada which explains Ontario, ach I don't know its state, fed and city laws all beyond me I don't even have a visa cos Old Knudsen uses a Scottish express card............. "Och aye sir that will do nicely" except Old Knudsen doesn't like to spend money.

The irony of a crime prevention unit driving an Escape was not missed by Old Knudsen no wonder the IRA choose to set up here.

Old Knudsen will not be going outside any time soon and when Hometoon security finally take my call and stop threatening to arrest me (for my own safety probably) the world will be safe again.


Heff said...

Knudsen, you old piece of shit !!!

Glad to see you're still around.

"Come to Heff" owe me a SHITLOAD of comments, fucker !

Old Knudsen said...

I owe a lot of people comments but fuck you all will have to do for now.

Fat Sparrow said...

I'm glad to see that the pro-IRA murals have gotten friendlier.

Heff said...

Thanks for the follow, dude.

MJ said...

I misread the title as "A Date With Old Knudsen" and got needlessly excited.

Reggie said...

Old Knudsen thank you for being you.

Anonymous said...

Gog loves you.