Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Should I?

I received this email on a secured link.

Hello pal, I am in need of your assistance, I amSgt. Trail David Wayne Jr. I am with the Engineering unit here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the United States, we have about 9.5million US dollars that we want to moveout of the country.

My partners and I need a good partner, someone we can trust to actualize this venture. The money is from oil proceeds and legal. But we are moving it by diplomatic means to your house directly or a safe and secured location of your choice using diplomatic courier services. But can we trust you?
Once the funds get to you, you take your 30% out and keep our own 70%. Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to.
Our own part is sending it to you. If you are interested reply to my private mail:sgtwayne@blah blah blah and I will furnish you with more details.

Urgently awaiting your response.

Your buddy.

Sgt.Trail David Wayne Jr

God Bless America

Five things popped into my head right away:

1) They had seen the movie "Three Kings" too often.
2) Americans are stupid by nature this could be real.
3) Why am I wet?
4) A spook trick to get my address or to frame me again.
5) He called me pal and buddy so maybe he is my soul mate friend I have searched for all these centuries.
6) I want to fuck Iris Robinson up the ass while roughly pulling her hair and screaming obscenities at her in the Ramada hotel.

Ah what to do, 30% of 9.5 million is............................... isn't much since I don't get out of bed for any less than 10 mil. My sheets are in dire need of being changed.

Once the deal with the Nigerian prince gets settled maybe I'll think about it more.


MJ said...

Why am I wet?

Well, I get moist when I read your blog.

Fat Sparrow said...

It's a fake. No real American would know how to spell the name of any Iraqi city. You'll notice here that I'm not even attempting to. Hell, I'm not even smart enough to cut-and-paste.

Also, a real American would not use diplomatic means to move the money to your house. We are not a diplomatic people, nor could we even find America on a map once we had left it.

I deeply suspect that this is another plot by MI5 or MI6 or whatever motorway you were last on to smoke you out of hiding.

Anonymous said...

Tha marzipan-blasphemer is wrong as usual: It's true and pure like water from the tap, trustworthy as any assurance person turned politician in Northern Irland or any other place where scum rules on this foul planet except Northern Korea - and Russia of course - give it a GO, Soren, think Robinson and use a rusty dildo.

Anonymous said...

Its real. The same guy sent me 20 million in cash from Iraqistan by UPS last month and let me keep 10% so it sounds like you got a good deal.

Reggie said...

The only part of any of this that actually makes sense is you wanting to fuck Iris Robinson up the ass while roughly pulling her hair and screaming obscenities at her in the Ramada hotel.

Now that makes sense, the rest of it is a crock of shit.

Northern musings said...

I´m with Reggie