Wednesday, 11 November 2009

Well Shall Never Forget

The 11th day of the 11th month, I'm sure there is something I'm forgetting today.

Too busy talking to Iraqi troops about why they shouldn't be undercover insurgents, because its wrong! I think this fella has seen the error of his ways he has a face you can trust.

I'm going to talk about a silly game on Facebook called Mafia Wars.

You become a gangsta and with energy and stamina levels that get replenished after a certain time when you use them to do various jobs like rob drug dealers or banks. Not very realistic because you can come back from the dead but a fun wee diversion.

It tries to get you to recruit others Facebook friends with invites like this. More Mafia means more power and you can fight other gangstas and Mafias. The more weapons and vehicles you collect and the higher levels you achieve the harder it is for others to kill you.

Old Knudsen signs on to find hes been attacked by several people, when he was new and weak he never stood a chance so he'd click 'sucker punch' just to be annoying and see if they would come back for more. Old Knudsen mocks those who kick the shite out of him.

Playing Mafia wars is a real insight into character. Old Knudsen got stronger and won some fights, he'd fight people who fought him first and if they were twice his size he'd just keep plugging away at them, sometimes he got lucky and sometimes he didn't.

Old Knudsen has iced a load of weemen players and he did it while sporting a chubby, like I said a real insight into character.

Street Thug Knudsen the knife has pluck and goes head first into danger as that is the hardest part of his body unless he is fighting weemen, a woman with a gun or DSL is as deadly as a man.


BEAST said...

Yay First .
Could you put a horses head in MJ's bed please

Anonymous said...

So glad to see you are still bloggin'.


I love you Bethany Sweet said...

I hate Mafia Wars! Never play, ever.

Please have intercourse with me. :)

K8 the Gr8 said...

Ms. Macapooloo got to level 51, got bored, and went off to spawn some virtual fish instead. I got pissed off when I found that I had $82,465,722,912 virtual savings, and no way to fucking spend it.

Fat Sparrow said...

Mafia Wars, meh. It's like D&D for eyeties.