Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Church Of Old Knudsen

Hindsight is 20/20 so Old Knudsen has looked over the past 3 million odd years and have decided boy have we fucked things up. All the major and minor religions do nothing on the whole but cause dissent and give people reasons to kill those who do not share their beliefs.

The funny thing is Gog is one!

Picture a Yankee or Red Sox fan or a Rangers or Celtic fan taking Stanley knives to each other only because they are on the opposite teams or that one team is doing better than the other. What are they fighting about? They are destroying each other for the same game they both love.

The same game for the same result just played by teams who are a little bit different.

Organised religion has had its chance and it doesn't work. If it works for you make sure it does work and that you are following yer heart and not yer ego or their agenda.

Use what works and think! Examine yer core beliefs until you find that good and evil, right and wrong are matter of perspectives. Anger and hate is the easy way out but empathy and compassion takes strength.

Gog is one and we are all Gog!

No bible thumping allowed we all have to find our truths so Old Knudsen has started up his church in the cause section of facebook Church Of Old Knudsen to help you find yer truths Join if you feel the need, donate to the children's charity if you want but above all remember Old Knudsen is just the prophet of the week (not the weak) there is no promise of eternal peace for Knudsenites just the knowledge you are not a servant of a mishmash religion with parts stolen from religions and made into idiot soulless holidays that mock with fake trees and chocolate eggs you are a part of yer own spirituality.


Leah said...

I have always had a soft spot for Gog.

I don't expect eternal peace (what complainy dissatisfied Jew could?).

I can't forsake my chocolate eggs entirely, but I will try to infuse them with a little more soul.

I kind of enjoy my anger and hate, but I guess I could save it for my diary.

I like to thump my Torah, but only to keep the beat.

I might have to destroy a few people psychologically, once in awhile, with the effects of my Hebrew wiles, but I guess I could give up killing because they don't share my beliefs.

The Church of Old Knudsen is looking pretty good!

Old Knudsen said...

Its a start and every journey must start with a um start.

Mark said...

Man... you pretty well summed it all up right there! Well said.

Donn w/2nz said...

As long as there is no tithing, you get to pick your own reincarnation, and it is a sin to feel guilty about losing your virginity to your neighbours Mom, Sister and her Cousin, I'm willing to give it a try.

Oh and we have a big post-Rapture party called the Ahnd Ahff Daze-apalooza! hosted by the Governator and Whitney Houston..make sure that the Rastafarians are invited.