Monday, 28 September 2009

War Movie Review

You knew it was cumming and now here it is. The feel good musical based on the hilarious movie about a man taking his family on a European vacation. Liam Neeson isn't Old Knudsen's cup of tea but in this he is Oscar Schindler especially during the song 'Helping Jews may not be cool but by golly its fun' .

Genocide has never looked so perky, Amon Göth singing 'Why is the top doon its fucking freezing' is a gem.

A date movie if there ever was one and a film you should take the little ones to see for a History is fun lesson.

What a long and boring big nose that Brody lad has. He plays a Jew who is handy on the old organ and is saved by a religious Nazi officer who falls in love with him. No singing no quick fire jokes just a lot of ball sacks slapping together.

Its a good movie if you like to see human suffering as Brody never uses lube.


Fat Sparrow said...

And here's the part where I get humorless arseholes picketing my blog that I can't be arsed posting on...

"When I take you out, tonight, with me,
Fraulein, here's the way it's goin' to be:
You will set behind a team of snow white aryan horses,
In the slickest gig you ever see!

Fags and Gypsies and Jews better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the Jewish skin on top!
Watch that skin and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters.
Big nosed Jews'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop!
The wheels are Asian yeller, the upholstery's African brown,
The dashboard's genuine sub-human leather,
With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down,
In case there's a change in the weather ("It's fucking freezing!").
Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin'
You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap
Fer that shiny, little surrey with the Jewish skin on the top!

Leah said...

Thanks for the heads up, I've been waiting on tenterhooks for the musical version of this already overwrought delight.

Fat Sparrow, as Old Knudsen's token Yid I say that anyone who tries to picket your lyrical genius is probably a guilty goy.

You two crack me up.

MJ said...

I would like Adrien Brody to poke his nose into my business.

Boxer said...

what MJ said. HAWT.

Donn w/2nz said...

I was sort of hoping that Mel Brooks tackled this project, but Hasselhoff is a genius, who knew? Once again the diminutive Paul Williams proves that he is a timeless tunesmith who can pull on my heart strings at his leisure...although he's no Fat Sparrow!

I laughed I cried it became a part of me. I haven't felt this way about movies since Gigli.