Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Dying Skinny Fucker Died

So any way Old Knudsen wrote this on 12th August 2009:

So whats up with Patrick Swayze? Old Knudsen hears he is looking better and more healthy, they always do before they die. I heard that he was the father to Michael Jackson's kids.

Chilling huh? Now Paddy boy is dead, and no body except the whole world saw it coming. Ted Kennedy was # 1 so who will be #3? Or was Jackson #1? ach dropping like flies.

Charlie Sheen said Swayze was a good guy. When Old Knudsen dies he hopes to be validated by an actor nay legend such as Mr Sheen.

Tom Sizemore said today from rehab: "Old Knudsen was such a nice guy, he'd always use lube if it was yer first time and only hit weemen with the back of his hand ."

Old Knudsen is hoping they find Donald Trump with a rope round his neck and balls hanging in a wardrobe or Kanye West will do slumped over a mirrored table covered in coke or even pepsi with a syringe of sprite still stuck in his arm.

Its a nice break from the Tom and Katty or Brad and Angie rumours and its good that even in death stars like David Carradine still entertain us, the rest of Hollywood should take note on how they cark it.


Donn w/2 Ns said...

Nobody puts Knudsen in the corner!

MJ said...

Isn't George Clooney giving your eulogy?

Boxer said...

I just like to confirm that I am first in line for the Cap.

TROLL Y2K said...

I'll pay you 500 bucks to off Sheen. Shouldn't be hard. Lure him to Knudsenville by saying you have info about the 9.11 conspiracy. Then you can use your training as a FAKE veteran to off him in hand-to-hand combat.

On another matter, if you really are dumb enough to think the UK's health system is great, GO HOME YOU FUCKING TWAT.

It is, in fact, inferior to our current one. Although it probably fits the UK much better than the horrible power-grab scheme the Traitor-Democrat-Party-Of-Filth has proposed under the guise of "Health Care Reform" does God's Favored Nation, the USA.

Does it ever occur to you Socialized Medicine dolts that there are differences between Sweden in the 40s and the USA in 2009? And that what works half-way decently there won't work at all here?

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Mr Pineapples said...

Bloody hell - Knuts Bollocks

Are you still around?

There you are - still hanging on with us.

A bleedin miracle

Heff said...

Shit, If you're friends with Sizemore, you'll probably LIVE FOREVER, Knuddy.