Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Fackin Cont!

Said Thomas as he saw the Belfast to Dublin railway line sink away into the soft bog known as Ireland.

The morbidly obese controller Sir Topthemall announced over the intercom, "We may be experiencing delays of up to 3 months we ask passengers to have a wee cup o tae and a sit doon."

4 comments:

Conan Drumm said...

It's interesting, if pedantic, to note that the rails stayed intact while the rest fell into the briny below. I blame the Ulster/Scots separatists.

I think Thomas would still get across, along with Annie and Claribel, on their way North to the fouth green field.

Leah said...

The train will eventually push on through I am confident. Sip the tea and remain steadfast at the station!

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mago said...

Blame it on the trolls or how they are called over there.