Sunday, 30 August 2009

I'm Off The Line

Well ya should have appreciated me when I was here. I have to move from me villa in order to fight my extradition back to the UK as the $6000 a month rent is killing me and so my Interweb is off for a while.
I love America so much I never want to leave. The gun shots, police helicopters with their search lights every night, the gang bangers I have to chase off my lawn, the general *uneducativeness* of the locals in fact I only feel this superior when I'm in a room full for English people.

I step out of the hoose every morning and breathe in the filthy 100 degree air full of mosquitoes and say God has indeed blessed America for a finer utopia could only exist during an acid trip.

Only kidding, no offense to the idiot Americans but this place is a shit hole and I can't wait for deportation back to my war zone full of thick necked thugs and bad food . By the way its only a hate crime if emotion is involved, Old Knudsen is as cold as steel so go and fuck yerself you legal system, any excuse to be rid of me, you are the ones who are hating the playa, don't be haters.

I am very busy right now and so my blog will suffer and I'll no be posting as much. I have some scheduled stuff lined up just to keep me hand in.

I'd move in with my Gurlyboyfriend Woohoo but since she is a free lance dog groomer she keeps late night hours and works a lot from home. Guido her business partner suggested I stay away as people who need their dogs groomed at night also like their privacy.

Woohoo's semi-celebrity adopted parents (yes she adopted them) have invited us to stay with them in sunny West Dale, legendary home of the long horned short haired tight poopered American Angus. They disprove of dog grooming for some reason and are just happy that she has a nice church going man to steer her right ............... thats me by the way.

I am bidding my time and then I'll be moving back, not to my beloved Kilamory because they got a petition against me but to Northern fucking Ireland as the peace process is holding better than I thought it would and where is the fun in that?

Guido will not be pleased with losing Woohoo so don't tell him where I am. I have to get an Irish passport cos they will let any old cont in and my Brit passport has been flagged, oh so much silly doings, I must fly into Dublin and cross over the border fence into the free north at night.

The blogging pool is small and polluted there and so like Jesus and Sir Francis Drake when they returned when the world needed them so Old Knudsen shall return like a prodigal son and a fatted calf shall be killed in celebration .

I shall take my bow which no one else can string and I shall string it and slay the cuntry with irreverence and scorn. I will not be going native and shall still cover topics the whole world can follow using my international tongue to lash yous all good and proper.

We all know that only a few good blogs cum from the blessed north of Ireland which has something to do with Henry the 8th outlawing humour in 1534 and the Irish under the comical hand of the evil emperor in Rome have dominated the blogging field with their whimsical look at life without the need of a true religion, sobriety or education.

I was recently asked: "Old Knudsen if there are free Presbyterians then are there ones who are not free?"

Old Knudsen looked into his scriptures and saw that anyone who isn't a Presbyterian is a slave of Satan and should either be given the choice of death or conversion. We at the Presbyterian liberating All Yous Arseholes Society have tried to make conversion more appealing with youth and community 'rap' sessions and raffles but death seems a more popular choice still.

Old Knudsen shall not end, he just needs a wee hibernation. He'll still be in the states for a while so get busy and tap his ass weemen. Change is a part of nature and Old Knudsen is a force of nature is Northern Ireland ready for him? I doubt it. Can you no read the fear in the Irish blogger's posts? I suspect sales of alcohol will increase greatly and thats before I get there.

So I've got major life changes and people to kill before I leave, not too much time for blogging, not like I've said that before. There are still posts in this old dog yet.

I shall leave you for now with this poignant view of America as seen from Old Knudsen's camera.

Empty mail box silently screaming on a vacant lot where once stood who knows what? Dirt and weeds along this stretch of route 66 telling you to go elsewhere for your kicks and of course the broken abandoned recliner a symbol of the American dream reminding you to allow yerself to dream but don't let those dreams become yer master.

* A word I learned at the school of hard knock................ers in LA*

Friday, 28 August 2009

My Bad I Wiped Out Yer Village

The US army officer convicted for the My Lai massacre in 1968 during the Vietnam War has offered his first public apology. Lt William Calley said:

"There is not a day that goes by that I do not feel remorse for what happened. I feel remorse for the Vietnamese who were killed, for their families, for the American soldiers involved and their families. I am very sorry."

Calley, 66, was convicted on 22 counts of murder for 500 men, women and children in Vietnam and still insists he was just following orders.

He was sentenced to life in prison in 1971 but then US President Richard Nixon commuted his sentence to three years' hoose arrest which was cool cos he didn't have a hoose before then.

Soldiers of Charlie Company were on a "search and destroy" mission to root out communist fighters rounded up unarmed civilians and bravely gunned them down.

I think Old Knudsen speaks for all Vietnamese and Americans alike, "Don't sweat the small stuff pal we all make mistakes like this, bygones huh?"

The story of My Lai broke a year after it happened, its shite getting caught isn't it? Old Knudsen wonders about the value of human life, is there a scale you go by?

Based on the US rate of what life is worth nationality, gender and race commission

US Life = 500 points if white

US life = 10,000 points if white and rich

US Life = 100 points if non-white but white friendly also plus 500 if rich

US Life = 9 points if old, sick or poor

UK Life = 200 points for our special friendship you using cunts!

Other Europeans = 150 points

Canadians = - 10 points so what ya gonna do about it?

Mexican Life = 4 points or 6 points if able to do lawns or porn

Third world African children = 900 points to celebs

Asian from poor cunties = 1 point for diplomacy sake but really nothing

Back in the day during the great British empire you'd have whipped or non-whipped drinking fountains, those days were so much easier.

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Are These Obama's Death Panels?

Old Knudsen ace reporter was snooping around in the White hoose trash which I must say contained a lot of spare ribs and malt liquor bottles.

I can now clear up the whole Death panel thing about Obama wanting to kill yer granny (even though the cunt deserves it) they were Death star panels you fools. If Obama likes Superman then its obvious he likes Star wars as they are both shite.

Another Cunt Bites The Dust

I had to cum out of being too busy to blog to gloat. Ted Kennedy hero of the battle of Chappaquiddick died of a brain tumor aged 77. Ironic considering the size of the average Kennedy head.

I hope this cunt fades within a week unlike that shite hawk Michael Jackson, now its murder with the pedo prince of poop I fear dead celebs create more media attention than when they were alive.
Anne Nicole Smith and Heath Ledger may have also been murdered yes a serial killer stars to take drugs to kill them cos that is the only way they would take them right?

Lets open up the 1977 Elvis case.

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Fackin Cont!

Said Thomas as he saw the Belfast to Dublin railway line sink away into the soft bog known as Ireland.

The morbidly obese controller Sir Topthemall announced over the intercom, "We may be experiencing delays of up to 3 months we ask passengers to have a wee cup o tae and a sit doon."

Monday, 24 August 2009

Why So Socialist?

Firas Alkhateeb is the Palestinian-American student from the University of Illinois-Chicago who may or may not be a passive aggressive anti-American terrorist.

He claims to have made Obama up as the Joker from Buttman but says someone else put on the word 'socialism' onto it.

Old Knudsen thinks he is back pedaling because he looked up the word socialist and saw it didn't match what the Joker was about and so was embarrassed I say water board the cunt and get the truth.

Now this would make better sense. Churchill helped set up the welfare state in Britain and even gave it to Northern Ireland as a thank you for helping out with the Nazis. A personal hero of Old Knudsen's even though he was half Yank and strangely enough one that many republicans also like.

If only Obama was half the man Churchill was, never mind yer freaky looking Lincoln guy who is a hero to Obama, Churchill didn't free the slaves as a by product of a war to save the union oh no Churchill when told to surrender by Hitler looked around and saw his army in tatters, all his allies beaten or looking the other way (yes you America) and said, "Never, go fuck up a rope piss stick you silly looking Austrian and German hole licker".

No really Old Knudsen was there, what got to Hitler was, "I'm so sorry we have to decline your lovely offer ever so sorry."

Anyway back to Firas Alkhateeb and his freedom of speech, it doesn't work if you are a Palestinian-American cos then yer just a trouble maker with a secret agenda. I saw him explain about it all and him saying how he didn't mean it to go viral though he wasn't apologetic that it did.

Old Knudsen would have denounced the poster as it was meant to be insulting and he is sick of his cuntrie's system being insulted by dicks that don't even know how it works.

To break doon socialist health care is:

Health care for all no matter what age or pre-existing conditions.

The doctor makes the decisions not some insurance bureaucrat a 1000 miles away on the phone who has decided that even though they haven't found out why yer sick in 3 days yet they won't cover you any more.

You are covered, not half covered and you won't be made bankrupt if you get sick.

If you can afford it you have a co-pay and higher taxes do support it as well as other programs.

You may have to wait 6 months to a year for non- life threatening surgery but by the time it goes through yer various insurance people in America you've waited.

Its a no brainer, not a perfect system but better than yers. People have been saying its crumbling like Canada's or France's but its been doing that for decades just like how its going to be the end of the world every 5 minutes or Global warming will drown yer granny.

If you have the money you can always get private health care if you want to be a cunt about it.

Obama is not good enough to pull this one off maybe Hilary will in 2010 ................. America you've been proper fucked for years and you never knew it, enjoy yer future.

Sunday, 23 August 2009

Icelandic bastards!!!!!!!!!

Kerry Katona the former singer of Atomic Kitten and now current train wreck has been fired by Iceland.

She was first blasted by the public for smoking and drinking while pregnant with the unholy sprogs of man hoor Brian McFadden the singer/poser of Irish pop group (and Manuel's fav) Westlife.

They have long since split up and has wobbled around her life popping out kids and having them held hostage by burglars etc.

Iceland ignored all the drunken/high TV appearances because she is a normal mother trying to cope with the pressures of life and oh she got her self declared Bi-polar as all the murderers and teachers that have sex with pupils do so its not her fault right?

The latest Kerry bi-polar moment is a film of her snorting cocaine through a $20 note while her two daughters were in the hoose. Its tough being a normal mother damn it try to understand.

Brian pushed the lap dancer off his lap in disgust and is trying to get his kids . Iceland has
dumped her from her £250,000-a-year Iceland deal. Not good news for someone was made bankrupt at a High Court hearing after failing to pay off a £417,000 slut tax bill.

Thursday, 20 August 2009

No Doubt

Have all the readers gone yet? Good.

No Doubt

A story inspired by a true rumour on a restroom wall of a tough New York priest burnt out and on the edge and sick of the establishment. He wants to bugger weemen not young boys.

Tempted by Jazzabell (as played by Stefani) Father Errol Flynn (Old Knudsen) gives in and puts his mortal soul in jeopardy by wearing a cock flavoured condom during the 12 minute bum sex scene.

Meryl Streep plays Sister Aloysius Beaver has long lusted over Father Flynn and still has the unborn evil fetus from their drunken one night stand four years ago inside her body.

The demon fetus tells Beaver to kill Jazzabell and then straps Father Flynn to a bed and breaks his legs.

Without giving too much of the plot away Jazzabell's spirit returns and hilarity ensues. Fun for all the family.

Old Knudsen was nominated for a Golden Knob for best Fenian but it was an error and his name was taken off. He says it was the toughest role of his career and even had his eyes surgically made closer to look like a priest. Emersing himself into the role he'd drink for days and be aggressive and vulgar to all.

The sexual tension between Knudsen and a jar of raw liver will be talked about well after this one goes to DVD.

Sunday, 16 August 2009

No Really I'm Going This Time

Old Knudsen in Jellystone park, yes he did climb El Colonel then he jumped using his flag as a parachute cos that is how he rolls.

Well I had me count doon clock and the blog didn't delete, what the fuck? Well its been three years doing this shite and now I need to go and grow as a person and watch cunting sunsets.

I'll leave my blog up for any TV execs that decide they want me to write more but for money and fame. We all need money during this time of recession so I'll only be funny for free if I want ta ride ya, as I said to David Carradine 'We must all tighten our belts'.

"Old Knudsen how do you get yer ideas?"

"Funny you should say that Mr letterman like you I have a team of writers but unlike you I have threatened to kill their families if it isn't funny."

Top ten reasons why Conan O'Brien is better than letterman:

1) He isn't Dave Letterman

2) He is funny with or without writers

3) I've said it all no need for any more.

The Time Lord Old Knudsen still lives in what we call bendy time as opposed to linear time so if in a hundred years or so he may comment on a blog or something, who gives a fuck its only blogging ?

Old Bitter Balls will remain up as will my other blogs hidden within my links maybe some day I might desire fame again and do that networking shite but I doubt it Old Knudsen is a blogger not really a blog reader. He hates to see so many brutalise the craft of blogging.

Obama heard that Old Knudsen may be leaving the blogs and so sat doon with meself (mine is the large beer) the Kevlar Rooster and Spike Lee. Obama wanted a token black there and Lee may want to do a film starring Denzil as to my actions in the middle east during the 8 day war in 1967 between the Israel army and the armies of Egypt, Jordan, and Syria. Yes I did mean to say 8 days as 6 days of fighting is for the weak and Old Knudsen needed more scalps.

You too can donate yer hair for cancer charities that make creepy looking wigs for cancer victims, Old Knudsen doesn't like to talk about his humanitarianism.

Its been real people but my life calls for drastic change and my lady gurly boy friend Woohoo takes it all out of me, hey there is nothing ghey about swallowing the load from a hot woman with a dick.

Read the papers to see what Old Knudsen is up to. What section you ask? why the obituaries of course.

Yeah yeah it won't be in the funnies I'll spoil that joke fer ya.

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

While yer Waiting For My Blog To Explode

While you lot were doing yer twatting, faceboxing or LOL fucking cats Old Knudsen was as ever tirelessly behind the scenes doing good in the world. I don't want to brag but I don't want that cunt Clinton taking the credit. Old Knudsen got the US journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee released from North Korea.

I was talking to 5 people at the same time across the world via satellite up links and remote viewing, Old Knudsen went days without sleep and at one stage at least an hour without a wank poor old socky felt neglected.

But thats enough of how I arrange opium shipments worldwide while high on LDS . I also signed a Care2 petition.

Today I was happy to receive an email from Laura and this was the end to it:

Euna and I are two of the lucky ones whose story of captivity resulted in a happy ending. But there are so many journalists imprisoned around the world whose fate is still undecided. It is my sincere hope that the energy ignited around bringing us home will be harnessed into raising awareness around these fellow journalists and their struggle for freedom.

With all my love and gratitude,


If you all remember Old Knudsen got Rumsfeld to resign and Roxanna Saberi and Alan Johnston released among many other things.

Be smug all you like ya cunts. I may want to ride Hilary but I don't have to like her. Here is what he is saying to her, "A fat intern sucked on my balls today and we did it in yer bed, I wiped off on yer pillow" and she is saying through her smile, "I hate you ya bendy cocked wank stain when I'm preez you will be killed, slowly by my CIA."

Kim laughed at Bill Clinton and recalled how he sent his wife over first and they made the fun out of her. Bill then handed him a print out of the petition and Kim saw Old Knudsen's name.

From my sauces inside the North Korean government it all when pretty smoothly after that. I'm still waiting for Euna to show a little gratitude and would like Roxanna to stop calling me, can two consenting adults not have several sex marathons without it meaning something else but a bit of fun?

So whats up with Patrick Swayze? Old Knudsen hears he is looking better and more healthy, they always do before they die. I heard that he was the father to Michael Jackson's kids.

Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi has terminal bum-hole cancer and is to be released from a Scottish prison on compassionate grounds to return to Libya, just in time for Ramadamadingdong.

For those who were too busy into Duran fucking Duran and other poofs Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi was the cunt convicted of blowing up Pan-Am flight 103 over the Scottish village of Lockerbie in 1988 that killed 270 people. 180 of them were American citizens on the flight and 35 of those were students at Syracuse University, 11 people on the ground were killed.

The 56-year-old former Libyan intelligence agent has been diagnosed with "advanced stage" prostate cancer and people are all sad that he has to battle cancer behind bars, to release him would be common humanity as some one called it.

A mother of one of the victims said there was no humanity as her son fell burning to death from the sky.
I'm with her on this. What the fuck are ya all thinking? when ya do put him onto a plane make sure it blows up.

On the FBI's top 10 "most wanted" list for a decade and now this release seems like a slap in the face to all those who died much like the release of terrorists, er sorry political prisoners from the Maze prison in Northern Ireland.

Pedos and rapists get released all the time too what a silly world we live in.

Thursday, 6 August 2009

Cunt, Pish Flaps, Hoor Master Jam And The Fuck Stick! ,

Those who have read Old Knudsen's blog and not just looked at the tits will know that he is a Time Lord. Well there cums a time in every Time Lord's life when his contract isn't renewed or he wants to go and do Shakespeare to be taken seriously.

Old Knudsen felt a bubbling in his belly and headed for the shitter, suddenly a great light shone forth and he was sore afraid, mostly due to the wet fart he let off for it contained the lumps of Catholic sin.

its cumming its cumming, quick get the fucking tums ya cunt!

Ah fuck its the glowing eyes I hate it when me eyes glow.

Now Old Knudsen has regenerated into Hostile 17 otherwise known to the hobo on the street as THE KEVLAR ROOSTER!!!!! Hear me crow! Hold on why would a rooster crow why not cock or something and why do crows caw and not crow?

I'm a bullet proof cock so watch me strut.

It all makes sense, still a Time Lord but with thick hair and the crime fighting vampire powers from when Old Knudsen became a vamp through a bad transfusion. Yeah fuck crime I just wanna suck gurlyboys dry.

The shite part about being a Brit Time lord is when you regenerate yer teeth are still fucked up, thank you NHS.

I believe that I started this blog on the 14th August 2006 (don't mind what the profile says believe the first post and the fact you were there to read it .......... not!)

Now I shall end this blog on 16th August 2009 which totally makes it 3 years so read and re-read this post until then. Find me if you want I'm off to bite Shakespeare in the park.

You may remember the title of the post from my first LP, yeah I'm sure you do maybe you have that number one 78 around somewhere. I just wanted the title to cum up on the sidebar of those who have the titles pop up on their blogs.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Never Forget

Taco Tuesdays where the cheese is always melted.

Saturday, 1 August 2009

Rehab Calls

Hi World, Old Knudsen appreciates speaking directly TO you, the people I service, as your Master.
People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than yer beloved Ma . Serving her is the greatest honour she could imagine.
I want weemen to grasp what can be in store for me in my current state. We were purchased as dead nigger storage because a member of President Abe Lincoln's cabinet, William Shatner, providentially saw in this great land, vast riches, beauty, strategic placement on the globe, and opportunity, like Iraq but without the sand up yer jacksie .
He boldly looked "North to the Future". But he endured such ridicule and mocking for his vision for remember the adversaries scoffed, calling this "A big fucking waste of time". I have withstood such disdain as Old Knudsen chose the uncomfortable, unconventional, but RIGHT path to secure Blogs, so Blogs could help secure the immortality .

People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than my beloved addictions.
OBB's mission - to contribute to America. WI'm strategic IN the world except those cuntries I'm banned from OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the incontinence . Bold visionaries knew this - Old Knudsen would be part of America's great destiny yes it is THAT fucked I mean proper fucked.
Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy and remote controls and POWER scooters so we didn't waste energy by walking.

So to serve in this state is a humbling responsibility, because I know in my soul that blogs nay good blogs are few and far between , for America's security, in our very volatile world. And you know me by now, I promised even two minutes ago I would pull out ... no more conventional "politics as usual".
And we are doing well! My accomplishments speak for themselves. I work tirelessly to entertain you cunts with farts jokes and tits, its hard out there for a me.
We aggressively and responsibly develop our resources because they were created to be used to better our world... to HELP people... and we protect the environment and ball bag (the resource owners) foremost with our policies.
Here's some of the things I've done:
We created a petroleum jelly which works better as a lube and tastes like minty freshness . We held the line FOR Fred Thomson to snort - and finally for the first time in decades - they're drilling heads to release pressure.
We have YMCA on our Ipods, the gasline project - a massive bi-partisan victory (the vote was 58 to 1!) - also succeeding as intended - protecting toilets as our clean natural gas will flow to energise us, through a competitive, pro-private sector project. This is the largest private sector energy project, ever. THIS is energy independence and a huge throbbing sector.

And ACES - another bipartisan effort - is working as intended and industry is publicly acknowledging its success. Our new oil and gas "clear and equitable formula" is so Alaskans will no longer be taken advantage of. ACES incentivises NEW exploration of strange new worlds and development and JOBS that were previously not going to happen with a monopolized Northern Slopes livingin oil basins.
We cleaned up previously accepted unethical actions; we ushered in bi-partisan Ethics Reform. We love the ethnics.
We also slowed the rate of mole growth, we worked with the Legislature to save billions of dollars for the future, and I made no lobbyist friends I work behind the bar with my hundreds of millions of dollars in budget vetoes... but living beyond our means today is irresponsible for tomorrow but ok if you can move like water and not be found.
We took cows out of the dairy business and put it back into preservatives - where it should be.
We provided unprecedented support for uneducation initiatives, and with the right leadership, finally filled long-vacant public safety positions. We built a sub-Cabinet and bedside locker on Climate Change and took heat from Outside special interests for our biologically-sound wildlife management for abundance.
We broke ground in the new prison yard, remember take doon the big dog and you'll get respect.
And we made common sense conservative choices to eliminate personal luxuries like the soft arse wipe, the food , the junkies... the entourage.
And I said "no" to pay raises. So much success in this first term - and with this success I am proud to take credit... for keeling the right people! Our goal was to achieve a new world empire project, more fair oil and gas valuation, and ethnics reform in four years. We did it in three. It's because of the people... good public servants that blog, with servants' hearts and astounding work ethnics... THEY are big tittied.

We are doing well! I wish you'd hear MORE from the media of your state's progress and how we tackle Outside interests - daily - SPECIAL interests that would stymie our state. Even those debt-ridden stimulus dollars that would force the heavy hand of big handedness into our communities with an "all-knowing attitude" - I have . I have taken the slings and arrows with that unpopular move to move on and see other people because I know being right is better than being popular which I am .
Some of those dollars would harm America and her friend Houston. I resisted those dollars so i put quarters into her g-string instead because of the obscene national debt . I've been forcing our children to pay, because it's immoral and doesn't even make economic sense!
Another accomplishment TWO huge sexual reassignment reversals I wish you could make up yer minds, came down against that liberal Ninth Circuit, deciding in OUR state's favor over the last two weeks. We're protectors of our weakened Constitution - ICE protect states' rights as mandated in 10th commandment.
But you don't hear much of the good stuff in the press anymore, do you?
Some say things changed for me on August 29th last year - the day John McCain tapped me I say others changed.
Let me speak to that for a minute.
Political operatives descended on yer Ma last August, digging for her dirt. The ethnics saw I championed and became their weapon of choice. Over the past nine months I've been accused of all sorts of frivolous ethnic violations - such as holding a ghey in a photograph, wearing a jacket with a logo on it, and answering reporters' questions.
Every one - all 15 of the ethnics complainted but have been dismissed. We've won! But it hasn't been cheap - THOUSANDS of hours of YOUR time and shelled out and the ethnics found I only cared about the educated not yer agendas - that's money NOT going to fund teachers or troopers - or safer roads but who gives a fuck as you haven't even gotten doon this far. And this political absurdity, the "politics of personal destruction" ... I are looking at more than half a million dollars in legal bills in order to set the record straight. And what about the people who offer up these silly accusations? It doesn't cost them a dime so they're not going to stop draining public resources - spending other peoples' money in their game.
It's pretty insane - my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with THIS instead of progressing our blog now. I know I promised no more "boring shite as usual," but THIS isn't what anyone had in mind for anything.
If I have learned one thing: LIFE is about choices!
And one chooses how to react to circumstances. You can choose to engage in things that tear down, or build up. I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity and kill those who annoy me. I choose NOT to tear down and waste precious time; but to build UP this puppy, and her industrious, generous, patriotic-ish , free-ish people who don't know the meaning of either !
Life is too short to compromise time and resources... it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. And a problem in our world today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and "go with the flow".
Nah, only dead fish and dead bodies thrown from bridges "go with the flow".
No. Productive, fulfilled people determine where to put their efforts, choosing to wisely utilize precious time... to BUILD UP and pump up the jam.
And there is such a need to BUILD up and FIGHT for our state and our country. I choose to FIGHT for it! And I'll work hard for others who still believe in free enterprise and smaller government; strong national security for our country and support for our troops; energy independence; and for those who will protect freedom and equality and LIFE... I'll work for and campaign for those PROUD to be blonde, and those who are INSPIRED by our ideals and won't deride them even though we're way off track and dumb as fuck.
I WILL support others who seek to serve, in or out of the office which is crap in the UK or the USA, for the RIGHT reasons, and I don't care what party they're in or no party at all I just wan a partay.
But I won't do it from OBB, use by date has gone and I haven't the time or effort to do what I want to do besides would anyone get it anyway?

I've never believed that I, nor anyone else, needs a tit to do this - to make a difference... to HELP people. So I choose, for in my State , more "freedom" to progress, all the way around... so that I may progress... I will not seek re-election as Old Knudsen.
And so as I thought about this announcement that I wouldn't run for re-election and what it means for you, I thought about how much fun some bloggers have as lame ducks... travel around - as so many bloggers do. And then I thought - that's what's wrong - many just accept that lame duck status, hit the road, draw the paycheck, and "milk it". I'm not putting you through that - I promised efficiencies and effectiveness! ? That's not how I am wired. I am not wired to operate under the same old "politics as usual." I promised that four years ago - and I meant it.
It's not what is best for you I know whats best for you.
I am determined to take the right path for you even though it is unconventional and not so comfortable.
With this announcement that I am not seeking re-election... I've determined it's best to transfer the authority of blogs to whoever wants it; and I am willing to do so, so that this administration - with its positive agenda, its accomplishments, and its successful road to an incredible future - can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.
My choice is to take a stand and effect change - not hit our heads against the wall and watch valuable state time and money, millions of your dollars, go down the drain in this new environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities which I have many of right now and OBB isn't one of them.
Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me - sports... basketball. I use it because you're tarded if you don't see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping his eye on the cheerleaders... and he knows exactly when to pass the wipes so that the team can WIN. And I'm doing that - keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities - smaller blog life, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it's time to pass the ball - for victory.
I have given my reasons candidly and truthfully... and my last day won't be for another few minutes so the transition will be very smooth. In fact, we will look to swear a lot and any blogs I have will become vague and elusive yet truthful and real.
I do not want to disappoint anyone with my decision; all I can ask is that you TRUST me with this decision - but it's no more "posting as usual".
Some cunts don't mind wasting public dollars and state time. I do. I cannot stand here as your better and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of greatest blogger in the world. And my children won't allow it either. ? Some will question the timing. ? Let's just say, this decision has been in the works for awhile...
In fact, this decision comes after much consideration, and finally polling the most important people in my life - my depression (where the count was unanimous... well, in response to asking: "Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children's future from OUTSIDE the office?" It was four "yes's" and one "hell yeah!" The "hell yeah" sealed it - and someday I'll talk about the details of that... I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently just for being a ghey black fenian mong.) Um, by the way, sure wish folks could ever, ever understand that we ALL could learn so much from someone like me - I know you needs me, but I need me even more... what a child can offer to set priorities RIGHT - that time is precious... the world needs more "frigs", not fewer.
My decision was also fortified during this most recent trip to Kosovo and Landstuhl in which I did several fine long distant shots, sacrifice in its selves in war for OUR freedom and security... we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops... they're bold, they don't give up even when losing cos they aren't allowed, they take a stand and know that LIFE is short so they choose to NOT waste time. They choose to be productive and to serve something greater than SELF... and to build up their families, their states, our country. These Troops and their important missions - those are truly the worthy causes in this world and should be the public priority with time and resources and NOT this local / superficial wasteful political bloodsport.
May we ALL learn from them!
*((Gotta put First Things First))*
First things first: as a blogger, I love my job and I love weemen and gurlyboys. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what's best for my porn surfing time. I've explained why... though I think of the saying on my parents' refrigerator that says "Don't explain: your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway."

But I have given my reasons... no more "posting as usual" and I am taking my fight for what's right - for my blogging - in a new direction.
Now, despite this, I don't want any of yous dissuaded from entering blogs after seeing this REAL "climate change" that began in August... no, we NEED hardworking, average Americans fighting for what's right! And I will support you because we need YOU and YOU can effect change, and I can too on the outside.
We need those who will respect our position and serve from the BOTTOM UP, and take yer TOP DOWN take-over... but rather big bottoms, will be protectors of individual rights - who also have enough common sense to acknowledge when conditions have drastically changed and are willing to call an audible and pass the ball when it's time so the team can win! And that is what I'm doing!
Remember yer a womble... America is now, more than ever, looking pish poor . It'll be good. So Gourd bless you, and from me and my family - to ALL hotties - you have my heart.
In the words of General MacArthur said, "We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction which may be a losing one and backwards and no wonder I got fired."
OMG = Oh my gourd
LOL= Lick out labia
ROFL= Rims Old Fondling leprechaun
BRB= Be right back ................. typed sarcasictally you never cum back.

When Old Knudsen has more time he may tell anyone interested where his brain maybe found but really life is strange enough right now so I'm resting inbetween blogs, not true I'm on a blog I'm just not ready to share yet.
Ive had the fame and I care not about it but my story will be put out there in different format as I'm tired.