Saturday, 2 May 2009

Save The Whale But *Fuck* The Shark

There are 40 deadly sharks in this picture.

EU countries (European Union) are the main exporter of shark fins to China, where they are used to make shark-fin soup.

The fins are taken off live sharks and the action is known as "finning" unlike wearing black from head to toe as that doesn't make you look fin it makes you look like a fatso wearing black, sorry just some inappropriate Blogger humour in an otherwise serious environmentalism story.

Environment groups claimed current law on finning , cutting the fins off a living shark and dumping the low value carcass at sea was not strict enough.

Not as cute as seal cubs so fuck em.

Fucking right it isn't. Ever hear of the Indianapolis? When a Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side there were hundreds of us in tha water.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

What would that be like if there were fin-less sharks swimming around unseen?

90% of the shark may be discarded and many shark species will be threatened with extinction which is a real shame ............... not! I don't swim in the water off Muck bay in Scotland and worry about Jelly fish, I laugh at their various wobbly flavours. I worry about sharks, ever seen Jaws? Fucking scary lad.

If we don't see the fin on the surface of the water will we still hear the ominous music? I call for you to support the killing of sharks not just the finning .

You know what disease will cum out of China next? Shark flu thats what, with billions of starving slitty eyes in the cuntry why are they so fucking picky about just eating the fin? They'll eat dogs and cats but oh no not the rest of the shark.

I may boycott Chinese made goods until they see sense, hold on where was this keyboard made? FUCK! thoses cunts make everything what ever happened to made in Hong Kong? oh thats right we gave it back to them. Ok then I will boycott China for me holidays, no fucking way will I go and see The great wall ................ by the way I've seen better walls so there.

*Fuck it but not proper fuck it*

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Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

"There are 40 deadly sharks in this picture."

You are obviously losing your edge, as there are actually 41.

MJ said...

Donn's been awfully quiet.

Do you think a shark got him?

Or is he dead from the Mexican MANFLU?

Harry Happenstance said...

I'm here!

Wow you've touched upon one of my favorite subjects! Shark finning is obscene and the 50 million sharks that are needlessly hacked so that Oriental people can derive mystical healing powers from $200/bowl soup is so f*cking whack that it drives me crazy!

These are the same people who want gorilla paws, tiger nuts, bear gall bladder, rhino horn..they'd eat f*cking whooping cranes if they could!

Since they have already eviscerated their offshore waters they need to plunder the shorelines of others with their big ass trawlers that dredge every inch of the sea from top to bottom.

About 10 people are partially consumed by sharks every year..worldwide..and yet 50 million sharks are partially consumed by the math.

Emerson Marks said...

I'm with Knudsen and the Donn on this. It's a bit like the tins of tuna you buy from the supermarket assuring you that no dolphin swere harmed in the fishing for tuna.

Well right on, I don't want to kill any dolphins, but that's much not use to the tuna.