Friday, 22 May 2009

Hoor Master General

L-R Starbust, Tina and Hot pants very nice gurls and mostly clean.

In Britain a father who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was given a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year. Thank fuck justice was served.

The 42 year-old Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham, central England.

They drove past the gurls and the dad pointed at one and said, "Will she do?" The boy was already licking at the window so he took that as yes.

He stopped the car and asked "Sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a $30, for fucks sake talk about high class call gurls thats more than triple than what a friend of Old Knudsen's pays .

Then the sting as he was arrested by plainclothes police officers, well thats a lie cos one office was wearing purple flared trousers (it is England) and you can't call that plain.

Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.

The wisdom of Solomon that is.

"You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said.

To the Polish the age of 14 is very late and so people would start to think yer a bit Rock Hudson so the father was doing something great for his son.

I'm sure all the (normal) fellas would wish their dad did the same. Most Poles are smoking by the age of 6 and having sex by the age of 8. Almost like Scottish culture but dirty and Slavic.

The court was told the boy would continue to live with his father as his mother is a bad influence.


Donn Coppens said...

Jayzuz I thought that most Poles would already be on Viagra at 14!

This sounds like a true is isn't it?

MJ said...


Heff said...

I'm not even gonna ask how fucking old you are.

The Silver Fox said...

Just found this blog. I'm gonna love it, I'm sure.

Boxer said...

Happy Birthday old man. I'd get you a hooker, but I'm worried about your heart.

TROLL Y2K said...

I found the "excellent character" judge comment and the 30-dollar-price-tag surprising too.

Old Knudsen said...

dc damn straight its real cos thats the way i like to keep it.

MJ I noticed a grey hair on my head, it was beside the other dozen or so.

heff I knew Adam and Steve when they were lads.

the silver fox don't be too sure Old Knudsen insults minorities, morons and most other people.


troll Judges are dicks in my experience, like surgeons with no skills.

tony said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNUDSKI!Another Old Polish Tradition is at Birthday Times.I have sent you Yours.Listen for a knock on the door.Her name is Anya & she now speaks with a Mytholmroyd Accent.ENJOY!

Cathy said...

OBB you sour ole fuck, have a enema for your birthday and tell us what you discovered. Hey that dad was so right, it should be part of our damn culture to send a young boy of hormonally raging age to a fine, accomplished, clean hooker. We're so anal retentive.

Selchie said...

Happy happy birthday me old knuds wishing you all the birthday sex ur old ticker can handle!!

By the way it was 60 and pounds ;p


Eyebee said...

When I was 14 I used to worry that I would die a virgin. I'm still alive though. I think.